Date: 17-05-24  Time: 14:42 pm

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What's the fastest colour of fazer?

Red
20 (38.5%)
Blue
8 (15.4%)
Black
7 (13.5%)
Yellow/Gold
3 (5.8%)
Silver/Grey
13 (25%)
Custom colour
1 (1.9%)

Total Members Voted: 52

Voting closed: 08 April 2015, 10:34:37 pm

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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #50 on: 09 April 2015, 08:11:12 am »
The trailer ???? :rollin

Precisely!

The trailer's black!

Couldn't have a red bike towing - the trailer would try and overtake it! Or, if behind a silver bike, turn around, and tow the Fazer out of sheer desperation!  :lol :lol

We would not allow a red bike to tow a trailer because it would be to embarrassing for black bike owners to be overtaken by a red bike towing a trailer. :lol :lol

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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #51 on: 09 April 2015, 11:40:37 am »
Precisely!

The trailer's black!

Couldn't have a red bike towing - the trailer would try and overtake it! Or, if behind a silver bike, turn around, and tow the Fazer out of sheer desperation!  :lol :lol

We would not allow a red bike to tow a trailer because it would be to embarrassing for black bike owners to be overtaken by a red bike towing a trailer. :lol :lol

Put ya money where ya mouth it. Buy the towbar, and prove it!  :lol :lol
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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #52 on: 09 April 2015, 05:22:50 pm »
Why would I want to tow a black trailer :lol :lol

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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #53 on: 09 April 2015, 05:35:50 pm »
Why would I want to tow a black trailer :lol :lol

Didn't say you did. But if you try towing a red or silver trailer, you'll go nowhere!  :lol :lol

My dad sometimes tows a small silver trailer behind his red minibus - slow as a sloth!
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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #54 on: 09 April 2015, 07:36:25 pm »
Your Dad ????? :eek

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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #55 on: 09 April 2015, 07:37:50 pm »
Your Dad ????? :eek

Sorry to delude you, Unfazed, mine wasn't a virgin birth. I have a Dad.  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #56 on: 09 April 2015, 11:04:04 pm »
The fact you know him  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #57 on: 09 April 2015, 11:36:29 pm »
Never in doubt!
I didn't think so either lol
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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #58 on: 09 April 2015, 11:48:32 pm »
The fact you know him  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

Please explain. I am confused!
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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #59 on: 10 April 2015, 10:52:00 am »
I think he's implying that you are an ugly foccer... :P

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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #60 on: 10 April 2015, 05:13:29 pm »
I think he's implying that you are an ugly foccer... :P

The Irish... bless their deluded little shamrocks...  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: What's the fastest colour?
« Reply #61 on: 10 April 2015, 05:37:48 pm »

The fact you know him  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

Please explain. I am confused!
I think he's implying that you are an ugly foccer... :P

The Irish... bless their deluded little shamrocks...  :lol :lol :lol

Gee! thank you, I will leave you to your confusion :lol since you are easily confused :lol