well red?...not quite sure what you on about?....but ile try and help?...when i first met my missis she was out riding a horse!!...took ages to shag it?...got 4 faults and a refusal at first jump!!!
...second time didnt go well either?..asked me to shag her like a black man??.. told her i just did??...she said?..how do you make that out then?...told her hadnt washed it for a month??....only other night i asked her for sex? her reply?....ok darling if you must?...just put me nighty down when youve finished!!!!....this realy pissed me off? ..cus it was me wareing the fkr
,......you cant beat a good blow up doll mate??
....no back chat if it slips up wrong entry!!, allways got a smile on its face?,..when your rammin your exaust"...(motorcycle slang)..down its throat!!!...and best of all???.....if it slides over your side of bed in nite?..you can throw the bitch out!!...without it packin its bag next day ,and fkn off back to its mothers!!!!!....sayin all this? remember last summer?..when we had that scorchin weather??...
...one wkend she stayed at her mates!...so i thort to meself?..right time for...mingeater" has i nicknamed her? (got her off a lesbian i know)...windows open!,cool air blowin around room!, bike pump in hand!, to show herself?....anyway didnt go to fkn plan did it??...got a bit to carried away?..gave her a love bite!!..big bang
..blew out window! didnt see her agen
hope this helps? clive.....