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General / Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding
« on: 05 February 2014, 08:42:15 pm »
Wait till you absolutely positively definitely completely have to have a shit right this second!
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General / Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding« on: 05 February 2014, 08:42:15 pm »
Wait till you absolutely positively definitely completely have to have a shit right this second!
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General / Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding« on: 01 February 2014, 09:12:50 am »
Toilet humour, works every time
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General / Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding« on: 31 January 2014, 08:01:49 pm »
sometimes when I'm standing on the pegs farting at speed I wonder what would happen if one broke and how I would describe it on the insurance claim...
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General / Re: I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding« on: 30 January 2014, 08:57:32 pm »
Well, you see, I normally rise off the saddle a bit all weight on the pegs and cautiously let a little trump out, but at 90 in the pissing rain, in traffic, it's a bit traumatic!
The missus was wondering why I normally rush in, drop the leathers and fart like Vesuvius 55
General / I was trying to explain to my missus tonight how hard it is to fart while riding« on: 30 January 2014, 08:29:22 pm »
Anyone else have this problem, and do you have a trusted technique?
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General / Re: advice on crash responsibility« on: 30 January 2014, 06:59:44 pm »
It must be a generation thing,,,,,
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General / Re: advice on crash responsibility« on: 30 January 2014, 06:59:02 pm »
http://uk.search.yahoo.com/r/_ylt=AwrSbl.en.pSGnwAQgpLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTE1MGp1cXQ0BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2dxMQR2dGlkA1NNRVVLMjdfODg-/SIG=12097uht7/EXP=1391136798/**http%3a//www.youtube.com/watch%3fv=4lOb799cTxM
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General / Re: advice on crash responsibility« on: 30 January 2014, 06:52:59 pm »
But was your ride on time?
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General / Re: Aldi Biker Bargains on the way.« on: 30 January 2014, 05:02:07 pm »
So who's going to test the kevlar jeans with a belt sander!
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General / Re: Insurance renewal« on: 29 January 2014, 06:44:55 pm »
I got a nice low quote through MCN, it was MCE was the cheapest, then I saw £1050 excess
Foc off I said! JMI were better with £175 excess. Don't go for legal cover, get it through Your Key free on t'internet, free to register, only starts if you have an accident and they recover all costs from the 3rd party Don't go for the bike recovery option if you or your missus has a personal policy for the cage(s), it will cover any vehicle (check your policy first though but I'm on personal cover with Mrs JZS through RAC) 62
General / Re: "biker down" course« on: 29 January 2014, 06:39:18 pm »
Go Jim!
Brilliant day last year in April at Brands, well worth it 63
General / Re: LOFO's is this why you all like to ride out of London?« on: 29 January 2014, 06:35:43 pm »
Once, in the last 25 yrs I worked outside London
Jeez, it was being like cut off from the world! Started feeling left out, was getting home sick,,, 64
General / Re: What did you do with whatever else you've got?« on: 28 January 2014, 09:01:13 pm »
Foc man, waiting for the better weather!
(shame but I can't see me riding it through the salty hail stones at the moment) 65
General / Re: LOFO's is this why you all like to ride out of London?« on: 28 January 2014, 08:21:53 pm »
God I love the daily mash
Everyone living outside London thinks Londoners are selfish introspective monomaniac twats. People living in London don't think there's anything outside the M25 worth bothering about 66
General / Re: What did you do with whatever else you've got?« on: 28 January 2014, 06:59:44 pm »
Taxed and insured it
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FZS600 Fazer / Re: air filter« on: 28 January 2014, 06:55:04 pm »
Getting the tank off's easy enough, the foccin rubber is another story!
(especially in the cold when it doesn't bend so much) 68
General / Re: The Peugeot 106 - a note to smart arses« on: 28 January 2014, 06:44:32 pm »
Sorry, picture should have been included
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General / Re: The Peugeot 106 - a note to smart arses« on: 27 January 2014, 07:23:45 pm »
Mate, I've got a 107, the one with the triple engine, it's Great!
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General / Re: "biker down" course« on: 27 January 2014, 07:22:30 pm »
I did one last April to get the 2 sessions on the Brands Indy circuit, brilliant!
(first session was in the wet, go BT 023's!) 72
General / Re: Camping« on: 26 January 2014, 09:11:31 am »
My favourite bit of kit is my self inflating mattress
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General / Re: Camping« on: 26 January 2014, 09:10:20 am »
Thought this was pretty cool 75
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: BT023 Vs PR3« on: 23 January 2014, 08:41:53 pm »
I'm about to get a T30 for the back and just bought a VFR 1200 with Dunlops on.
I'll probably be changing to T30's on the viffer as the Dunlop on the back is near shagged at 2900 mls |