Welcome back. You're just in time for the European Parliament election results .
The press appears to have lost interest
It's all about the Tories (yet) again.
So we have a bunch of 'No Deal' candidates versus 'get a deal' ones.
No Deal will be voted down by Parliament again = 'No Confidence' motion = General Election
'Another Deal' will be voted down by Parliament again = Second Referendum
So basically, the Tories are just pissing about and putting off their inevitable demise.