"I'm dyslexic, so stop picking holes in my grammar you cnut"
Aye indeed. Being I strongly suspect sdylexi (I mean what bastard came up with that?), and having been tortured through my schools years by both my parents (keen for me to succeed, in which I think I failed em
) and by school teachers cos I could never spell to save myself.
I did get my higher English, and on my last day at school we had this thing where you went round your classes, handed back books etc and shook hands with your teachers. Well my English teacher said to me "Well done I suppose Gareth, I dunno how you managed that as you certainly didn't deserve it" I replied "I dunno whether I managed it to spite you or despite you Mr xxxx, but at least I'm free of your dullard English classes - good day Mr xxxx"
Anyway I've become slightly obessed with my English, though I'm still crap with it, but then I'm no better at my own language. Language is a powerful tool, and good written or spoken language is become so much rarer but something I think we all enjoy.
Yeah folks who make no attempt on forums, well it makes posts so hard to read, but petty nit picking, well it's what turned into a life long bind for me.