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Wot no Matty
« on: 12 March 2012, 10:28:22 am »
The last time I used this site a lot (2002 - 08) a day didn't go by without Matty spouting some kind of drivel.


What became of him then?


I fully expect the answer to be he's serving time for knobbing a coppers underage daughter, or he wiped himself out  (and probably another Foccer as well) by being dim?


To his credit he did seem to understand Gyroscopic Precession and it's role in counter-steering a motorcycle.


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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #1 on: 12 March 2012, 01:46:50 pm »
Well Its been a few days since he's been on for sure, but its seems his replacement has turned up.
Smell ones mother. Yaas!

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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #2 on: 12 March 2012, 04:33:53 pm »
Come and see him live and direct at the spring meet
Its just a ride

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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #3 on: 12 March 2012, 04:54:07 pm »
Live?  Is he actually alive?  I thought he was all Goth - you know pale skin, black hair, eyes, clothes, bike, nails, thoughts etc.  Looking like the living dead, riding like one too.


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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #4 on: 12 March 2012, 05:00:51 pm »
Ummm now you mention it he never has he skin exposed to daylight
Its just a ride

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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #5 on: 12 March 2012, 05:46:12 pm »
Just misunderstood is all...... :pokefun
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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #6 on: 12 March 2012, 05:56:42 pm »
I found Matty to be quite a nice young chap....don't tell him I said that

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Re: Wot no Matty
« Reply #7 on: 12 March 2012, 08:29:59 pm »
Some people just seem to disappear without any reason or rhyme. Bloody rude if you ask me :uhuh :nana :nana :nana