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General => General => Topic started by: coffee on 21 January 2021, 11:39:36 pm

Title: stating the obvious
Post by: coffee on 21 January 2021, 11:39:36 pm
At the end of the day it's twelve o'clock.
Title: Re: stating the obvious
Post by: Grahamm on 22 January 2021, 12:17:38 pm
But which end...?
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 22 January 2021, 07:04:34 pm
You might be straight, gay or bisexual... but at the end of the day its night
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Post by: Grahamm on 22 January 2021, 08:46:06 pm
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx
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Post by: coffee on 23 January 2021, 03:31:45 pm
There's two days in your life that don't have 24hrs, when you're born and when you die.
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Post by: robbo on 23 January 2021, 09:13:41 pm
Today is the tomorrow, you thought about yesterday.
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Post by: coffee on 25 January 2021, 04:57:31 pm
Have you noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
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Post by: john roche on 26 January 2021, 04:43:09 am
If tomorrow was today it would be yesterday!
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Post by: darrsi on 26 January 2021, 12:10:23 pm
Quote from: coffee on 23 January 2021, 03:31:45 pm
There's two days in your life that don't have 24hrs, when you're born and when you die.


What about the day when the clocks go forward, then it's only 23hrs  :lol
Title: Re: stating the obvious
Post by: Dudeofrude on 26 January 2021, 01:45:38 pm
Saying "Mucho" when your around Hispanic people really means a lot to them
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Post by: coffee on 26 January 2021, 04:26:24 pm
A day without sunshine is like,you know,night.
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Post by: windyg on 27 January 2021, 02:05:36 pm
Tomorrow never comes

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Post by: Oldgit on 28 January 2021, 02:42:19 pm
you'll have someone's eye out with that.

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Post by: dangerousdave on 29 January 2021, 08:21:33 pm
On the whole, Preparation H is a good product!
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Post by: DILLIGAFF on 01 February 2021, 10:46:53 am
Life may be short but its the longest thing you will ever do.
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Post by: Dudeofrude on 01 February 2021, 11:09:16 am
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician
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Post by: coffee on 01 February 2021, 06:13:55 pm
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Post by: dangerousdave on 17 February 2021, 02:34:24 pm
To cut a long story short; once upon a time, they lived happily ever after!
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Post by: Grahamm on 17 February 2021, 05:01:02 pm
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Post by: fazerscotty on 17 February 2021, 08:19:55 pm
Doesn't matter who you vote for - the government will get in  :lol :lol