Shall we say all in the lew600fazer house hold has been strained for sometime now. I came back from the Dechetterie (dump) and my wonderful wife has a face on her like well smacked arse.She kicks off , I am sick of you getting speeding tickets, from now on I will do the driving. 58kph in a 50 zone 26th January, so €90 fine.Must admit I have had one or two since I left the UK for Spain and latterly France. So I gets to thinking and asks her check the Calendar was the 26th a Thursday ? yes she says. well I took a fit of laughing, what's so fucking funny she says. Well you can deal with this one as I was out on my bike on that Thursday, Yes I fucking know you where!!!, Check the ticket dear you were in Bordeaux and it is the car reg number on the ticket not the bike.It is worth paying the fine because the look on her face was a picture,
Did I get an apology, did I fuck. This morning she says I can pay this online!! Okay best do it then, She says have you got your bank card handy? No you pay this out of your own account. That is when it kicked off. Why? she says when you get a ticket you use the joint account so why can't I? Easy I says I'm the one that puts the money into the joint account. Not being tight here but she has more money than me.