Well this particular Dave is a silly git that tries to go deer hunting on his FZS1000 and then manouvers himself in such a way that a car runs him over.
Moves to a place where some of the local female poulation are a bunch of bunny boilers. Of course, they are the ones he attracts. then calls his mate a fat ginger cunt. Well let me tell you that's the last time I change his dressings or feed the wobbly nosed git.
