Author Topic: Ug (Read 8456 times)

madmondeoman · « **on:** 04 March 2012, 08:26:37 pm »

Mate I got a CD for you it's the greatest hits of The Housemartins, will get it sent up to you

MarchRide · « **Reply #1 on:** 05 March 2012, 04:05:23 pm »

I am sure he'll be thrilled.

UG · « **Reply #2 on:** 06 March 2012, 04:57:26 pm »

Already got it lmao.

It's the Michael Bolton one thats worrying me lol.

eddie · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 March 2012, 04:58:18 pm »

bloody ell it lives.....hows you doing Ug

madmondeoman · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 March 2012, 11:11:01 pm »

Ug will be listening to Bros next

UG · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 March 2012, 08:40:36 am »

Hey up Eddie, I'm fine mate, how are you? Been fecking hectic, what with work and stuff.
Start work with the NHS this month, so if any of you foccers fall off, dont do it in Lincolnshire lmao.

MMM, next you'll be telling me Erasure are shit.

eddie · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 March 2012, 05:40:18 pm »

doing fine here ug.. just waiting for summer

UG · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 March 2012, 11:12:31 pm »

I'll have to get out on a ride out soon. Not seen any of you lot for ages.

madmondeoman · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 March 2012, 11:03:15 am »

Ug I thought you were more into Pet Shop Boys than Erasure?

UG · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 March 2012, 12:22:11 pm »

Nah I used to like them but they went down hill. More of a Gene Pitney fan nowadays.

MarchRide · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 March 2012, 01:21:27 pm »

And I bet you're thrilled Englebert Humperdink is singing for us in Eurovision.

UG · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 March 2012, 02:09:01 pm »

I'm more than thrilled, I haven't stopped masturbating since I heard the news.

Dave G · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 March 2012, 01:54:37 pm »

Quote from: UG on 08 March 2012, 08:40:36 am

Been fecking hectic, what with work and stuff.

Fuck off! You've never even seen busy and hectic ya fat cunt!!!!!!!!!!

UG · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 March 2012, 06:28:26 pm »

And you've never seen an IQ test yer retard. The nurses had to blunt the crayons in hospital so you didn't injure yourself yer static gypsy.

BIG MAC · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 March 2012, 06:38:27 pm »

Ahhhh just like the old days.....don't forget the Cheeky Girls though

Dave G · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 March 2012, 07:06:12 pm »

Did an IQ test once... Got 152! Means fuck all though, when ya a lucky cunt like me.... Wife still shagged the neighbour an left me. Still got driven over by a fukkin Astra an broke every bastard bone in me body. And still got a fat ginger twat as my only friend in the world.......

I'm off for a wank over some Cheeky Girl videos.

UG · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 March 2012, 07:35:00 pm »

Yer lucky you've got a mate with all the bitching you do, oh me busted ribs, oh me busted shoulders, oh me busted collar bones, oh me busted verterbrae, on and on and on and on......sick kids don't bitch like you. And you never got 152 on an IQ test, that was the number of the room you had at the special school.

Dave G · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 March 2012, 07:42:57 pm »

Bitching??? Week after getting titanium plates and bone graft in me shoulder, an I'm wheelying the fuck outta my Fireblade... Wanna fight? I'll take you, an your brother/son.. Who happens to be the same fucking person......!

Got more than 152 today as well............

UG · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 March 2012, 08:17:58 pm »

Your from Boston mate, you can talk about inbreeding coz your a fucking expert, your favourite saying is "We may be divorced but she's still my sister"

Your that inbred your yer own Grandad uncle and husband

Dave G · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 March 2012, 08:42:42 pm »

Most women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with flowers, cooked breakfast in bed and 20 minutes of amazing oral sex. But, oh no, not my sister.

UG · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 March 2012, 08:52:07 pm »

Whats the best thing about shagging a transvestite??

Reaching round and thinking it's gone all the way through

madmondeoman · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 March 2012, 09:30:45 pm »

Boys knock your selves out


The Cheeky Girls - Touch My Bum (Extended) HD (Cheeky UK Silver Pants Mix Censored Version)

UG · « **Reply #22 on:** 20 March 2012, 07:02:40 am »

I like the fat one most.

BIG MAC · « **Reply #23 on:** 20 March 2012, 10:00:36 am »

You guys have made my day! it's like FOC-U of old!...how is metallic Dave these days anyway? in fact what is it with 'Daves' generally that they need building out of meccanno?

BIG MAC · « **Reply #24 on:** 20 March 2012, 10:02:44 am »

And don't let Moff see the 'Cheeky hot pants' ......