Fazer Owners Club - Unofficial
General => General => Topic started by: BIG MAC on 04 November 2014, 10:08:32 pm
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Brethen....I feel that perhaps the time has come to up my post count and get the winding up stick out of retirement. Having viewed the very sedate pages that are FOC-U 2014 I am reminded of the 'Good old days' and the hilarity that can be generated with a few well aimed cyber kicks in the spuds...
Someone recently said 'bring back the flame pit' I always thought that was where your posts got sent as a well earned purgatory for a well executed 'baiting' ...kinda like you knew when you had 'made it' .... :rollin
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Gotta say, it's been bloody quiet around here for a bit, and I'm saying that as only a n00b! Wait til the winter blues and frustration of not getting out on the bike so much settle in though. Reckon there might be some fireworks then ;)
Exupnut used to liven the place up. But I think he might have caught teh ghey now :z
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My antics were generally cause for general mocking.
But I've caught Peugeot-itis. The only cure: several fast A rods on 2 wheels of hell and fury. Ain't gonna happen for a loong time. :'(
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Peugeots are for girls
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Thing is you've gotta reveal stuff about yourself to sometimes to be able to get a good flaming and theres too many folk on the fence and being super cautious about what they reveal about themselves
Christo at least you like to invite a bit of flaming.......you love it!
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Ok so it's November 5th tomorrow so if I bring in to question everyone's sexuality will that start things off or am I being too tame....
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Ok so it's November 5th tomorrow so if I bring in to question everyone's sexuality will that start things off or am I being too tame....
That's just daft, it would take aegis to question everyone's sexuality
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Ok so it's November 5th tomorrow so if I bring in to question everyone's sexuality will that start things off or am I being too tame....
That's just daft, it would take aegis to question everyone's sexuality
Sounds like Lesbian talk to me :b
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Ah noggy that's the spirit..
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So Mac :D
where'd Salmon put that speech about how England was holding Scotland back, and how he wanted to turn Scotland into a tiger economy like Iceland and Ireland go :pokefun
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So Mac :D
where'd Salmon put that speech about how England was holding Scotland back, and how he wanted to turn Scotland into a tiger economy like Iceland and Ireland go :pokefun
Dunno mate...still waiting for those extensive new powers off the back of the three amigos fag packet..
Funny how they almost immediately found new oil....got that one wrong too didn't I?
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Ok so it's November 5th tomorrow so if I bring in to question everyone's sexuality will that start things off or am I being too tame....
That's just daft, it would take aegis to question everyone's sexuality
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So Mac :D
where'd Salmon put that speech about how England was holding Scotland back, and how he wanted to turn Scotland into a tiger economy like Iceland and Ireland go :pokefun
Dunno mate...still waiting for those extensive new powers off the back of the three amigos fag packet..
Funny how they almost immediately found new oil....got that one wrong too didn't I?
new oil, :eek
been there for thousands of years mate, not our fault that you didn't spot it first,
finders keepers :nana
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So Mac :D
where'd Salmon put that speech about how England was holding Scotland back, and how he wanted to turn Scotland into a tiger economy like Iceland and Ireland go :pokefun
Dunno mate...still waiting for those extensive new powers off the back of the three amigos fag packet..
Funny how they almost immediately found new oil....got that one wrong too didn't I?
new oil, :eek
been there for thousands of years mate, not our fault that you didn't spot it first,
finders keepers :nana
Beats me why that fanny Cameron didn't just claim to have 'found' Scotland....I guess the Americans must own the moon then
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Ah, FazerMikai, now there's a blast from the past.
:rollin
Not sure the Prance of Wales is entirely geographically accurate mind you...
;)
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That's how it works, you stick your flag in the ground subjugate the locals, and bingo the place is yours to do what you want with :deal
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Just need bloody Wingco to make a comeback now!
:lol :lol
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I leave the place for a few years and the lunatics have taken over the asylum!
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I leave the place for a few years and the lunatics have taken over the asylum!
Wait - the lunatics take over the asylum WHEN you return. Anyone else see a pattern here? :lol :lol
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Looks kinda bonkers from I am standing Gawd knows what it's been like the past three years
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Those poor new admins eh.
job title clearly stated a little bit of locking posts here and a smidge of moving stuff there.
nowt about the return of the Jedis :lol
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Jediatrics more like
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Peugeots are for girls
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I have filled my bike with diesel
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Here midden how do you manage to mangle all your posts so badly? All you have to do to post a message is write it in the reply box but yours seem to have mad coding in them
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I personally think you're all a load of tossers. Now Foc off and let me get back to sleep
Mickey
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I personally think you're all a load of tossers. Now Foc off and let me get back to sleep
Mickey
Love ya too Mickey! :lol :kiss
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Lets face it none of you can foccing ride worth toffee
Keyboard warriors banging on about clipping apexes and and giving it an handful
Get to a rideout and spend half my bloody day in lay bys waiting for you
If you spent as much time opening your throttles as you did your virtual mouths you might keep up ......tarts
Ohh my 600 will leave you for dead in the twistys" ....... not if your getting through 2 brake bulbs a day ya nobber
Ohh I am always blasting past sports bikes on me fazer thou..... yea only because they have had time to stop for 2 brews and a bacon sarnie
That kinda thing Mac ??? :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
the above comments are not representative of the North West RLT chapter ......but they kinda are :rollin
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Step forward Mr Ralphson and take a bow....'I am reet focced off wearing my mirrors out on you' was what I think you may have said at Glencoe...but then you were on an Aprillia handbag and doing weird things past surprised sheep...
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I personally think you're all a load of tossers. Now Foc off and let me get back to sleep
Mickey
I believe you may have misspelt sleep, should that l be a h :lol
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defo need a Scotland trip in 15 :D
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Get organising then ye lanky southern twat!!
There's the wigwams we stayed at previous Gatherings or Neilly reckons the campsite a wee bit further up in Glencoe is worth a look as it has a pub within staggering distance for those so inclined.
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You talking bout Red Squirrel Aegis,
Great site but might have a spot of bother getting some foccers in tents.
And when me a theboydougie landed on the first Stags they seemed to be a little concerned bout my carry out strapped on the bike :rollin
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Not sure if it's the Red Squirrel McGruff, he muttered something about bothy style digs and them running a bus to the pub for them.
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Doesn't sound like Red Squirrel then, I will conduct some research ;)
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As you know don't do tents but will see whats what in the new year and sort a meet :D