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Seen it all now!
« on: 18 February 2013, 05:07:30 pm »
Had a weekend away with the missus and stayed in a rather nice 4star hotel.
The room had great facilities. Everything from an iron and a fridge and a safe.
And under the leather chair cusion were complimentary porno books!!!!!
Pristeen copies of Razzle and Knave :lol :lol
Feckin wife wanted to take them home, not for that! but in case they thought they were hers :lol
The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #1 on: 18 February 2013, 05:10:55 pm »
Quality!! :lol
 
Oh the lovely ladies in our lives have some crazy ideas sometimes! :angel
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #2 on: 18 February 2013, 05:23:15 pm »
just out of interest.........name of hotel  :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #3 on: 18 February 2013, 05:51:52 pm »
[quo :lol

The reson we didn't take em was in case of a car crash and the rescue services would think they were hers - stupid moo :rollin



Yes we routinely check for porno and make sure the occupant are wearing clean underwear before cutting them out of cars ! Lol :D
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #4 on: 18 February 2013, 06:30:21 pm »
how did you know they were there in the first place??????



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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #5 on: 18 February 2013, 06:31:57 pm »
Quote from: justy1 on 18 February 2013, 06:30:21 pm
how did you know they were there in the first place??????



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probably came across them as they searched the room for the complimentary bondage gear!
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #6 on: 18 February 2013, 06:34:38 pm »
one of them hotels ;) :biker :moon



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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #7 on: 18 February 2013, 09:01:46 pm »
It could only be you matey  :woot
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #8 on: 19 February 2013, 09:20:55 am »
yeah name the hotel!! me & mrs due a weekend break soon so depending where it is could be worth considering!  :rollin :rollin
 
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #9 on: 19 February 2013, 01:11:19 pm »
they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function !    :lol
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #10 on: 19 February 2013, 01:21:58 pm »
Quote from: pitternator on 19 February 2013, 01:11:19 pm
they probably thought a mature gentleman might need some help from such publications to effect his erectile function !    :lol


 :rollin :rollin


Either that or they know his wife !!!!!
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #11 on: 19 February 2013, 06:55:53 pm »
:lol
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #12 on: 19 February 2013, 08:45:10 pm »
Now that is 4* service above and beyond everything you could want even if you did not know you wanted it  :D
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #13 on: 20 February 2013, 06:32:23 pm »
Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies of 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #14 on: 20 February 2013, 06:35:20 pm »
Quote from: Deefer666 on 20 February 2013, 06:32:23 pm
Razzle and Knave ain't porno! FFS I would take them back to reception desk and demand copies 40+ and Backdoor Babes! :rollin

Hahaha!  :rollin
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #15 on: 21 February 2013, 10:56:09 am »
Clearly someone wasn't expecting wiFi :lol
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Re: Seen it all now!
« Reply #16 on: 21 February 2013, 12:08:25 pm »
Quote from: Lazarus on 18 February 2013, 06:31:57 pm
Quote from: justy1 on 18 February 2013, 06:30:21 pm
how did you know they were there in the first place??????



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probably came across them     :eek
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