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Title: Wifey's christmas present?
Post by: locksmith on 13 December 2013, 09:39:14 am
Been told we are buying something for each other "just to open" !!

Doesn't need to be expensive and at the same time doesn't need to be cheap.

She was getting a slow cooker but we bought one last night unfortunately, mind you she wasn't too chuffed when I laughed out loud in Argos and told her my intentions  :eek

Still plan B is the coffee maker I've mentioned in another thread but I still need something a bit more suitable for the old girl, but what?
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Post by: andy352299 on 13 December 2013, 10:02:44 am
does she every go out on the bike with you ?
if so a new set of tyres because that will keep you both safe
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Post by: locksmith on 13 December 2013, 10:30:03 am
Like it :lol
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Post by: mickvp on 13 December 2013, 11:57:48 am
A bottle of scent usually goes down well with my missus? Keep it simple I say :)
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Post by: fireblake on 13 December 2013, 12:58:21 pm
I bought my wife a Sonos 3 sound system. I've always wanted one of these


Mickey
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Post by: Farjo on 13 December 2013, 01:26:28 pm
Never give a woman a present that has a plug :)
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Post by: slimwilly on 13 December 2013, 04:59:25 pm
So something battery operated then? :lol
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Post by: taylor on 13 December 2013, 07:49:27 pm
pandorer bracelet, then you can buy charms every year. :D
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Post by: noggythenog on 13 December 2013, 08:46:04 pm
pandorer bracelet, then you can buy charms every year. :D


Oi taylor are you actually locksmiths wife? :lol , sneaky sneaky he he!


Locksmith....cheap is good..get her one of those christmas carrousels where the candle spins the metal....get her a spinny charm for it with her name engraved so that it spins round & round & stuff....she'll be like putty in your hands....best £5 youll ever spend. 8)
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Post by: taylor on 13 December 2013, 08:51:51 pm
5 pound lol, nice one noggy, I wish, my missus bought my bike das, two years ago, then the bike for fathers day, so I gotta show some respect, :eek ,
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Post by: Farjo on 14 December 2013, 01:31:10 am
...and who can forget the old graffiti: "Say it with flowers, buy her a triffid." :)
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Post by: ChristoT on 14 December 2013, 03:20:35 am
...and who can forget the old graffiti: "Say it with flowers, buy her a triffid." :)

Ouch!  :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Loz on 14 December 2013, 06:41:17 am
From a womens point of view, do not do what my OH did yesterday!! i had mentioned a CD so he ordered it on MY Amazon account which sent me an email telling me and was paid for from my account  :wall  FFS just a bit of common sense!!......also a CD???? I have just bought him a £500 Kayak  :eek  (and yes he knows)
Next year i am asking santa for a new boyfriend  :thumbup
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Post by: ddtwelve on 14 December 2013, 08:54:52 am
Never buy kitchen equipment :e :thumbdownek or ya might get it thrown back at ya
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Post by: red98 on 14 December 2013, 08:56:47 am
From a womens point of view, do not do what my OH did yesterday!! i had mentioned a CD so he ordered it on MY Amazon account which sent me an email telling me and was paid for from my account  :wall  FFS just a bit of common sense!!......also a CD???? I have just bought him a £500 Kayak  :eek  (and yes he knows)
Next year i am asking santa for a new boyfriend  :thumbup






he does have time to exchange it if you dont like it....would you perfer a different artist  :rollin :rollin :rollin
  bit of a kayaker myself,great pressent  :D ..which one did you get the lucky man ?
Title: Re: Wifey's christmas present?
Post by: Loz on 14 December 2013, 11:44:10 am
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..which one did you get the lucky man

Dagger Axis 10.5 Elite, , we have been using a double all year but it got a bit chilly for me even in the dry suit :o so hense the single so he can go play  :rolleyes
In fact he is out now somewhere in this aweful wind  :lol Lunatic!!
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Post by: ChristoT on 14 December 2013, 12:54:37 pm
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..which one did you get the lucky man

Dagger Axis 10.5 Elite, , we have been using a double all year but it got a bit chilly for me even in the dry suit :o so hense the single so he can go play  :rolleyes
In fact he is out now somewhere in this aweful wind  :lol Lunatic!!

Whatever floats yer boat! :lol
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Post by: locksmith on 14 December 2013, 04:06:13 pm
I've got the worlds only woman who doesn't like flowers as she think's they are a waste of money!! and she's got a Pandora bracelet that she wishes the kids wouldn't keep buying charms for it as she's not a great fan of them (though she wouldn't dream of telling them that).

So it looks like a coffee maker and a battery powered gift :lol
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Post by: mickvp on 14 December 2013, 04:16:25 pm
why not pop into the salon she gets her hair done at and get her a voucher to have her hair cut and dyed/styled etc?

Failing that get her a good massage/spa day  ;)
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Post by: locksmith on 14 December 2013, 04:39:22 pm
Nice try Mick, her mate is her hairdresser and she's got a pamper day voucher with the iphone I got for her birthday!!!!
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Post by: mickvp on 14 December 2013, 05:31:36 pm
does she like bikes? you could buy her a track day, but of course, you know, keep her company :lol
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Post by: Gav on 14 December 2013, 06:17:45 pm
If she says "na don't get me anything bcus we buy stuff ourselves things that we like".  Don't listen to it and get her something lol or else.
I got my better half a nice watch that I picked few weeks back.  You won't believe how relieved I feel, knowing I don't have to go out on Xmas eve and panic buy like I usually do hehe.
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Post by: Mark YPVS on 14 December 2013, 06:47:06 pm
Mine got something hot and something rubber :evil


A tumble dryer and two tyres for her car  :lol


Mark :)
Title: Re: Wifey's christmas present?
Post by: red98 on 15 December 2013, 07:39:51 am
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..which one did you get the lucky man

Dagger Axis 10.5 Elite, , we have been using a double all year but it got a bit chilly for me even in the dry suit :o so hense the single so he can go play  :rolleyes
In fact he is out now somewhere in this aweful wind  :lol Lunatic!!






oh...nice prezzie loz.....double mad...out in his kayak in this weather and useless at gifts for his wife  :rolleyes ....iam sure he`ll come good on the day  ;)
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Post by: pitternator on 16 December 2013, 07:37:30 am
Why not look at buying her an experience day ..anything from parachuting to pampering !
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Post by: slimwilly on 16 December 2013, 07:47:42 am
Get her some new tyres and a vibrator,,if she don't like the tyres she can go and f**k herself