Find my wife's best mate a fella

[lew600fazer]

She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right 

Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!!  as one of those is supposed to be useful. 

Only joking with ya!

I know , but I am a miserable moaning twat, my mrs has just told me that!!! thing is why has she put up with me for 34 years, we should run a poll , who wishes the wife would feckoff . If mine goes I would head for Guatamala, can live there for about 200$ a week wall to wall fanny, now were did I keep them wee blue pills and me passport.

[slappy]

Sod the fanny and blue pills in Guatamala, as long as my mrs left and promised not to ever come back I would be quite happy here.

[lew600fazer]

yes but the weather and the fanny is better there

[midden]

Never one to blow my own trumpet but just as I pucker up, I read I'm just off the age limit.   Shame she's on my way home too     

[Razgruff]

I'm 51 and a twat
guess that's why I always get the bunny boilers 

[YamFazFan]

Rides in all weathers,

Well that's me out then 

+1

Not too sure that I would meet the height restriction criteria either

So yep, that's me out too .