Author Topic: holiday yippee (Read 3676 times)

slimwilly · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 March 2015, 08:55:09 pm »

Yep. holiday inn. Manchester now.fly in the morning.
Already booked in, we have already stained the sheets.

The misses has shaved her fanny
You should of seen the bottom of tbe shower,fook, i thought it was a dead badger

She said it has not been trimmed for two years........yuk

dazza · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 March 2015, 09:49:45 pm »

Too many graphic details I can't unsee

Have a good one Slim.

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 March 2015, 09:53:09 pm »

I'm surprised you didn't shoot it

fazersharp · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 March 2015, 11:23:35 pm »

bigbluebear · « **Reply #5 on:** 16 March 2015, 08:53:56 am »

Quote from: nick crisp on 15 March 2015, 09:53:09 pm

I'm surprised you didn't shoot it

He did.......he missed and hit the sheets by the sound of it

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #6 on:** 16 March 2015, 08:56:26 am »

Quote from: bigbluebear on 16 March 2015, 08:53:56 am

Quote from: nick crisp on 15 March 2015, 09:53:09 pm
I'm surprised you didn't shoot it

He did.......he missed and hit the sheets by the sound of it

He's getting old. I'm also surprised he remembered what it was for

bigbluebear · « **Reply #7 on:** 16 March 2015, 09:17:14 am »

Stained the sheets with piss the incontinent old foccer

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #8 on:** 16 March 2015, 09:55:32 am »

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Stained the sheets with piss the incontinent old foccer

That's why the Fazer Thou corner smells of wee

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #9 on:** 16 March 2015, 10:50:45 am »

Quote from: BBROWN1664 on 16 March 2015, 09:55:32 am

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Stained the sheets with piss the incontinent old foccer

That's why the Fazer Thou corner smells of wee

Hmmm, CBF1000 I see. People in glass houses etc

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #10 on:** 16 March 2015, 10:58:29 am »

Did I disagree?

taylor · « **Reply #11 on:** 16 March 2015, 07:08:29 pm »

nice one keep it up.

have a good one,

slimwilly · « **Reply #12 on:** 17 March 2015, 12:31:01 pm »

Haha you foccers.
Wehave made it to the carribean. We have substituted water fot RUM.foccin loads of it. I felt pissed only an hour of being here.
Loads of rain but then the sun comes out and burns it away. I think i might like it here.
oh and the sights around the pool.....luvvely jubblies.
I am going to have to buy some dark glasses so she cant see my eyes. Lol

fazersharp · « **Reply #13 on:** 17 March 2015, 01:46:18 pm »

I cant beleive that you are still thinking of the foccers while you are in the Caribbean !!!
They call the rain "liquid sunshine"

slimwilly · « **Reply #14 on:** 17 March 2015, 11:28:15 pm »

Walking along the beaches looking at the peaches

slimwilly · « **Reply #15 on:** 18 March 2015, 10:14:21 am »

Plenty of time to get on here while the wife is getting ready.

We are 4 hours behind here.6.oclock am and sat in the coffee bar.she wants one in the bedroom at 7 am.god i am good to her.lol

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #16 on:** 18 March 2015, 10:30:34 am »

Uh-oh, holiday snaps incoming.....

slimwilly · « **Reply #17 on:** 18 March 2015, 10:38:19 am »

I have not worked out putting pics up onthis tablet.not possible i think. Good for your sanity tho

slimwilly · « **Reply #18 on:** 18 March 2015, 10:34:04 pm »

slimwilly · « **Reply #19 on:** 18 March 2015, 10:36:07 pm »

Andy FZS · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 March 2015, 06:36:58 am »

It looks awful I'm sorry you're having to suffer it while I'm happily at work. ...

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 March 2015, 10:05:26 am »

Which island is that?

I hope the island I am going to in just over a weeks time is not anywhere near as busy as that.

slimwilly · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 March 2015, 11:50:30 am »

Dominican republic. Tui bachata with tomsons
Resort is on the beach.not crowded.can be busy by the pool bar.but loads of room and quite chilled. Beach is ace.palm trees give shade to the 33degrees.
The local rum n pepsi, have to try to stayoff it, usually give in by midday. Then only a couple.lol

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #23 on:** 19 March 2015, 02:33:30 pm »

I've heard that its like Benidorm in the Caribbean with all the buckets and spades

at least you can get direct flights there. We have to go via Paris next week as nobody flies to Guadeloupe from the UK

taylor · « **Reply #24 on:** 19 March 2015, 04:56:50 pm »

get the rum down you slim, give it a couple of weeks you will be paying for it, looks great.