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A joke for chemists...
« on: 30 October 2011, 02:26:58 pm »
Two men walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20". The second one says "I'll have some H20 too".

The second man died.
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Re: A joke for chemists...
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2011, 06:41:30 pm »
A Hydrogen ion goes to the police to complain that he's lost an electron.
Police man: Are you sure?
Hydrogen Ion: Yes I'm positive
 
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Re: A joke for chemists...
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2011, 07:07:14 pm »
A neutron walks into a bar and an asks the price for a beer, the Barman replies '' for you no charge''
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Re: A joke for chemists...
« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2011, 08:51:28 pm »
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here"....

.....A neutrino walks into a bar
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Re: A joke for chemists...
« Reply #4 on: 31 October 2011, 05:12:28 am »
Do you want to hear my joke about Sodium Hypobromite?


NaBro.
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