A young “lady” pulled out in front of me from a side turning this morning, i don’t really believe she cared whether she saw me or not, so i gave her a quick blast with the air horn to show my dismay, then by chance the traffic slowed down and i rolled up beside her.
No word of a lie, she went nuts.
You know when you see an Alasation trying to get out of a car to maul you, but all you get is a steamed up window and tongue marks and saliva all over the glass?
That was her!!!
Anyway she sped off round the corner but i was going that way as well and she got stuck in traffic.
If ever there was a time where i needed a Goldwing with big speakers blaring out the Jaws music as i slowly filtered between cars towards her......this would have been it.
As i got near her car she’d buried her head between the steering wheel and the door, a bit like covering your eyes hoping i would just disappear.
Then just as i rode past i saw her head look up to me in the wing mirror and i just managed to give her a polite wave before riding off laughing.
In fairness what she did was bloody dangerous but it all worked out okay in the end.