No Mick, not the good lady, literally got a mile down the road and just started my tyre warming routine when I passed this young lady who had broken down. So, being the gentleman I am I offered to help her on the condition that she took off her clothes and Sat on my bike for a few photos.
Of course this sort of thing happens all the time in my little pretend world.
Mind you the truth is probably just as good.....got a mile down the road, just started my tyre warming routine and came past this young lady doing a photo shoot.
Waved as I went by but after another mile just thought it was too good an opportunity to let go by.
So I turned around, went back and.... Well, it became my photo shoot for the next few minutes.
The week before around about the same area I came across a naked man standing in the middle of the road. As I got nearer he disappeared behind his car.
Needless to say, I kept going on that occasion.