Really fancied a ride out a couple of weeks ago but my spider senses were telling me that the Mrs would not be too happy if I were to sod off and leave her with two babies to mind, a roast dinner to cook and a 3 bed semi to tidy.
So, cunningly I poured the majority of a bottle of milk down the sink and then called out in my most obedient husband tone
"Do you wanna drink love"?
"Yes please" came the reply.
On went the kettle and a jiffy later i made her a cuppa, stirring it both clockwise and anti-clockwise, just like she likes.
Handing her the brew I commented "Not much milk left love, I better nip out and get some eh"?
She didnt bat an eyelid. "Yeah ok" she said. And off I went for a blast!
I did exactly the same thing today, pour down sink, offer brew, make brew, no milk love, bye then. Works like a charm.
Was I wrong to do this? Because I only feel bad for the cows.
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