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BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« on: 06 June 2012, 12:35:57 am »
A30 in Staines, on a roundabout. Somehow a moron tried to merge into my lane and clipped the back of my bike. Stayed upright and all he managed to do was smash half the number plate off, but I managed to put a decent ding in his passenger door with my shiny new Daytonas (No holes!). Cunt drove off without checking to see if he'd killed me. Had a bunch of Jesus fish on the back as well.


Got stopped by a plod once, but he was pretty understanding. There is an upside though, no plate meant I could blast along the south circular at 50...

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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #1 on: 06 June 2012, 07:15:45 am »
Not good mate, glad your ok though.
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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #2 on: 06 June 2012, 07:27:13 am »
Not so nice my friend, main thing is you are ok  :)
 
Did you have a nice stiff vodka when you got home ?  ;)
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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #3 on: 06 June 2012, 08:25:11 am »
Makes my blood boil! Why didn't you go after them and slap them around the side of the head with a heavy bible??
Glad you're okay.
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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #4 on: 06 June 2012, 10:19:45 am »
Today's drivers are so dozy he probably didn't even know he had hit you ??????????
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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #5 on: 06 June 2012, 10:42:28 am »
The important bit is that you are okay. There will always be morons in cars. However we all make mistakes but some of us acknowledge them.

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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #6 on: 07 June 2012, 10:02:53 am »
Yeah, well, I'm fine. The next poor biker this dickhead hits may not be so lucky.

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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #7 on: 07 June 2012, 06:35:54 pm »
Hope the ding in his rear door made you feel better, would me!

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Re: BASTARD! (Just got run off the road)
« Reply #8 on: 07 June 2012, 09:31:17 pm »
good to see your ok mate ..take care out there peeps