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901
General / Re: 100 nm without a torque wrench
« on: 31 July 2015, 09:26:43 pm »
Quote from: lew600fazer on 30 July 2015, 10:44:02 pm
Quote from: fazerscotty on 30 July 2015, 08:59:23 pm
And as for "Bear" - any takers?  :lol :lol :lol
Couple of whores the pair of them lol. Look as if they have been out on the tiles lol
 :)

No this is what happens when they hit the water bowl............

902
General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 31 July 2015, 09:17:14 pm »
The complete and idiots, on the M5 northbound this afternoon between J10 and J9.  (Just in case you might identify either yourself of the wanker driving the vehicle!!!!)
First the Volvo estate towing a trailer - in the outside lane!
Second, the Ford KA, about 150yds further on - loads of pushbikes attached to the back of the car. No lights visible through the tangle of spokes etc!

Gobsmacked, but if I put a small number plate on...................

903
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: FZS1000 (Gen1) list of year on year spec changes?
« on: 30 July 2015, 09:29:06 pm »
God looked at the FZS1000 and said:

 'don't fuck with it Yamaha, it's perfect!'

 :lol :lol :lol :lol (As long as it's RED)

904
General / Re: 100 nm without a torque wrench
« on: 30 July 2015, 08:59:23 pm »
And as for "Bear" - any takers?  :lol :lol :lol


905
General / Re: 100 nm without a torque wrench
« on: 30 July 2015, 08:54:10 pm »
This is "Sprocket" and he doesn't like his nuts torqued at all  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

906
General / Re: What will you do with your Fazer Tommorow?
« on: 29 July 2015, 08:45:09 pm »
Shobdon for work and then Gloucester on Friday (for work!)  :D

907
General / Re: 100 nm without a torque wrench
« on: 29 July 2015, 08:44:08 pm »
100 nm - is that two or three white knuckles?  :lol
(Buy a bigger torque wrench!)

908
General / Re: What Fazer did you spot today?
« on: 28 July 2015, 07:40:02 pm »
Silver Gen 1, heading east on the A5 towards Cannock at around 6.05pm this evening.

909
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 25 July 2015, 09:43:22 am »
Quote from: Skippernick on 24 July 2015, 09:29:42 pm
Quote from: Grayo on 24 July 2015, 05:31:44 pm
Haven't actually fitted it yet but this just arrived from Copperdawg in USA.



UMM What is it?


Would look awesome in RED  :rollin :rollin :rollin

910
Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Re: Ogri MCC Summer Rally - August Bank Holiday Weekend
« on: 21 July 2015, 08:18:32 pm »
If you see these two - say hello...Don't be shy  :rollin :rollin :rollin

911
Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Re: Ogri MCC Summer Rally - August Bank Holiday Weekend
« on: 19 July 2015, 08:08:18 pm »
Good Luck  :lol :lol :lol

912
General / Re: Your thoughts please
« on: 19 July 2015, 08:05:14 pm »
Why would anyone want to use a belt sander like that - no protective eyewear at all!!!!  :lol :lol

913
General / Re: What will you do with your Fazer Tommorow?
« on: 15 July 2015, 07:38:15 pm »
Gonna ride it again  :D

914
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 15 July 2015, 07:36:52 pm »
Rode it!  :D

915
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: How far when fuel light starts flashing ? GEN 2 ONLY
« on: 12 July 2015, 08:13:09 pm »
Why don't you just buy a GEN 1?  :rollin :rollin :rollin
Save all this keyboard tapping............

916
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 12 July 2015, 08:09:18 pm »
 + 1 one that - thats a nice rear hugger  :lol :lol :lol

917
General / What will you do with your Fazer Tommorow?
« on: 09 July 2015, 09:14:57 pm »
How about a new take.......
Telford to Nottingham and return.  :lol

918
General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 09 July 2015, 09:12:29 pm »
Surface Dressing - I am surprised, somewhat that this is the first "whinge" about Surface dressing.
It is the season and it strikes - randomly - and according to the signs can take a whole week to do 500yds!

And for those "lucky" enough - try following the "Convoy Vehicle" through on a freshly laid section. They go at less than the DVLA request of new riders doing their tests! On a moving surface.
There is generally little warning.............
And getting the tar spots off - don't get me started.....
And I agree - keep old people out of supermarkets - I mean why are they queuing at Morrisons in Cheltenham, to get in at 7AM?  :rollin :rollin :rollin

919
Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Re: Ogri MCC Summer Rally - August Bank Holiday Weekend
« on: 05 July 2015, 02:30:10 pm »
Just chatted with the hosts - tickets are still available for this weekend event.  :) :)

920
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 05 July 2015, 02:25:38 pm »
Was at the Wolverhampton HARLEY Dealer open day yesterday...... (Free Food  :lol :lol )
Forgot I had sewn this on the jacket  :rollin :rollin :rollin .

921
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 05 July 2015, 02:20:04 pm »
Up to The Raven for a Full English.....
Spotted this on the way out - I had one of these in the 80's.  :D

922
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 29 June 2015, 08:06:05 pm »
Quote from: Dead Eye on 29 June 2015, 07:34:28 pm
Probably down to that fact that the Gen 1 is comfier meaning we don't stop every 20 minutes to rest our poor arses ;)

+ 1.........  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

923
General / Re: Alarm! Alarm!
« on: 24 June 2015, 09:01:32 pm »
Quote from: unfazed on 24 June 2015, 07:08:22 pm
Quote from: BBROWN1664 on 24 June 2015, 01:27:34 pm
Get a big dog. Steer clear of small yappy dogs.

Easy to sort out a big dog, bring a bitch in heat and he will have Foc all interest in anything else.  :lol

Even easier - take a big dog, chop his nuts off. Loses interest in the ladies and is as mean as hell!
(For those that want to test this theory - I have a German Rottweiller, who has a grudge)  :rollin :rollin :rollin

924
Events, Meets, Ride outs etc / Re: heres a good day out 27th/ 28th June
« on: 22 June 2015, 06:43:23 pm »
On the Saturday afternoon, the BBMF Dakota will be performing a flypast at around 2:30pm and there will other flying displays including a P51 Mustang replica, plus of course FOOOD  :b :b

925
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: How far when fuel light starts flashing ? GEN 2 ONLY
« on: 12 June 2015, 09:12:09 pm »
If on a run on my own (quick A roads), I'm happy with the 200 miles + (Usually 240 ish) I'm getting before the light comes on. (Example - Telford to Dunkeswell (Devon). Mainly motorway at 80mph +. After 180 miles put £16 in!)
Out with the wife on her VT750 Shadow and it'll go to around 280 + easily.
This is a Gen 1 Thou.
I do brim the tank, on the centre stand, at each fill up though.

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