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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #25 on: 10 May 2016, 02:00:51 pm »
I have just googled the kfc story to find out more, firstly there does not seem to be any follow up to this as to how it happened - yes they need time to investigate but I would of thought that they have had long enough.
Secondly its funny how it was a kfc in Birmingham.
I think the real story is being covered up in the name of community cohesion. Im sure they will find out but then a statement will read something like inconclusive.         
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #26 on: 10 May 2016, 02:27:59 pm »
I'm going to throw a dinner party and invite some local Muslims just to show there are no hard feelings.
The menu is as follows...
 
Appetizer
Bogey and saliva soup
 
Starter
Earwax served on a bed of Mediterranean salad
 
Main course
Roasted excrement with steamed vegetables and bile gravy
 
Dessert
Puke ice cream served with semen sauce
 
Selection of foot and helmet cheese on biscuits all washed down with a bottle of piss
 
You see I'm doing my bit to improve multicultural relations. :D
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #27 on: 10 May 2016, 03:30:01 pm »
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.
 I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds. They not only deserve to be sectioned but also deserve my prejudice.
I am also prejudice against  priests who nonce young boys or girls and anyone who uses the cloak of religion to commit any crime against humanity.
It's a pity more people aren't "prejudice" then just maybe it wouldn't be so easy to hide behind the cloak of religion.
Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?
I was in McDonalds a few months back opposite High st Kensington when two Muslims burst in the door shouting and filming on their phone. They were shouting "Wash your arse, wash your arse, don't wipe it with toilet tissue people, wash your arse" You may think that's funny but everybody in there didn't, they were waiting for one of them to start shooting or blow themselves up.
Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.
 
Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded..... http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicu-G0tc7MAhWBQBQKHZa4CDkQFggsMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpamelageller.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fmuslim-cooks-covered-in-fecal-matter.html%2F&usg=AFQjCNEIAwHVJ0-QaBhcBimleT9k6zPkUA&bvm=bv.121421273,d.d24



I was raised to judge people by what they do. Not by their skin colour, nationality, religion, or even by what they are saying.


As far as killing goes, US & allies are the ones doing by far the most of the killing & bombing. And they are the ones imposing democracy and capitalist way of life to others.
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #28 on: 10 May 2016, 03:33:43 pm »
The thing is.....If washing your hands is 100% effective......Why do my towels always get dirty ?  :lol


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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #29 on: 10 May 2016, 04:51:29 pm »
Well done Wales. You have a new UKIP leader that will be paid £84k a year out of public money. This is the disgrace of a man found guilty of accepting bribes for asking questions in parliament. I hope he does well for you.

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #30 on: 10 May 2016, 05:52:19 pm »
all of wales didn't vote him in ;), I didn't,  well done England for your new mayor of London,  o I forgot there are other parts over the bridge. apart from landan.
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #31 on: 10 May 2016, 07:35:43 pm »
Fooking hell Dazza,, what you like,,,not shaking your hand again,,,oh and I must PM you,,,you know,,personel message,,nothing sexy
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #32 on: 10 May 2016, 07:47:27 pm »
all this talk of muslims, foreigners, food etc has driven me to get myself a lovely chicken madras from my local indian, so thanks for that :D

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #33 on: 10 May 2016, 07:57:14 pm »
all this talk of muslims, foreigners, food etc has driven me to get myself a lovely chicken madras from my local indian, so thanks for that :D
:lol  Me too  :b

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #34 on: 10 May 2016, 07:58:17 pm »
Nice little provocative post from you here Slim you must have been at a loose end.......well you are a Honda rider




I dont usually get involved but this post has hit a nerve.........foc all to do with the racial stuff though.....


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Convert to Bum Wipes!!!


I even consider taking my own pack into work but i'm not having my pikey colleagues swipe me wipes...no way!....."that you off downstairs wi yur wipes noggy?" .........."yeh it is, what's it to do wi you smeared arse?"


I used to have to shower before going to bed (as well as my earlier shower) before the mighty Bum Wipes came along but now i can get my fat head down secure in the knowledge that my arse is as clean as my teeth....




It was a revalation!!!! :b
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #35 on: 10 May 2016, 10:14:12 pm »
All those previous forum threads are completely irrelevant. Those about whether fully is better than semi-synthetic. How Pilot Roads compare with Battleaxes. Tomtom vs Garmin. All are unimportant ............. compared with the best way to wipe your arse.


That's Foc-U !  :lol

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #36 on: 10 May 2016, 10:27:40 pm »
Just don't dispose of them down the toilet or you'll get a blockage Mr Nogster  :moon

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #37 on: 10 May 2016, 10:49:22 pm »
Dazza,, my friend ,,,, xxx  ,have you got a spare bed at yours?
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #38 on: 10 May 2016, 10:51:20 pm »
oh ,, also I see Donald Trumpet says as the mayor of London will be allowed to enter America, lol
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #39 on: 10 May 2016, 10:52:30 pm »
Just don't dispose of them down the toilet or you'll get a blockage Mr Nogster  :moon
The proper ones are designed to go down and break up like loo paper.
Reminds me of a mantra from boaty people in that the only things you flush are items that have first been through you.
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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #40 on: 10 May 2016, 11:04:01 pm »
Dazza,, my friend ,,,, xxx  ,have you got a spare bed at yours?
Mrs thrown you out again Slim or did ya fancy sampling the menu at my dinner party ?  :D
 
I could accommodate you, I take it your looking for a stop over nearer to the port. Text me it's easier to respond to.

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #41 on: 10 May 2016, 11:39:00 pm »
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.

Etc etc etc. Sure, because it's like no restaurant owned by White British people has ever been fined for poor food hygiene and of course *all* Muslims don't use toilet paper...

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I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds.

You mean like Bush and Blair who used their faith to justify starting wars in the Middle East where atrocities were committed on ALL sides?

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Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?

You mean apart from my next door neighbours who are polite, friendly and don't cause any problems (unlike the bunch of chavs who lived across the road for a while and liked to play loud music late at night until their Landlord could evict them?)

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Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.

Ah, you mean the Tory Party who want to return us to "Victorian values" by blaming the poor for, well, being poor, forcing people to work or starve, denying disabled people benefits whilst giving themselves and their cronies big tax breaks and shifting all their money off-shore...?

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Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded....

Lol! Nice unbiased site you found there. Did you see the latest article on there? "Immediately After Muslim Mayor Elected, London’s Iconic Buses Proclaim “Glory To Allah”" as if the two were related and not because it's part of an Aid campaign for Syria being supported by an Islamic charity.

She goes on to say: "The Islamization of Britain made an immense advance this week, as a Muslim with extensive ties to jihadis and Islamic supremacists, Sadiq Khan, was elected mayor of London" never mind the fact that the "extensive ties" refers to the BS that Zac Goldsmith was spouting as part of his (failed) smear campaign.

Still, you feel free to keep on believing whatever you want. We have the freedom to do that in this country (well, at the moment, until our Lords and Masters decide to take that right away from us...)

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Re: London has a new Mayor
« Reply #42 on: 10 May 2016, 11:56:28 pm »



quote author=dazza link=topic=20037.msg231639#msg231639 date=1462777970]

A friend of mine once had to see a specialist who was convinced that he had been abroad and contracted some exotic disease after eating a kebab.

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perhaps your friend came across Nic's Greek cousin

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« Reply #43 on: 11 May 2016, 12:02:52 am »
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arses

Unfortunately unlike dazza and the bear , most of are unable to befriend a shit wiping rabbit in their own garden
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« Reply #44 on: 11 May 2016, 12:16:03 am »
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.

Etc etc etc. Sure, because it's like no restaurant owned by White British people has ever been fined for poor food hygiene and of course *all* Muslims don't use toilet paper...

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I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds.

You mean like Bush and Blair who used their faith to justify starting wars in the Middle East where atrocities were committed on ALL sides?

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Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?

You mean apart from my next door neighbours who are polite, friendly and don't cause any problems (unlike the bunch of chavs who lived across the road for a while and liked to play loud music late at night until their Landlord could evict them?)

To be fair, terrorists are hardly going to want to attract attention to themselves by being loud rude and unfriendly to their neighbours.

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Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.

Ah, you mean the Tory Party who want to return us to "Victorian values" by blaming the poor for, well, being poor, forcing people to work or starve, denying disabled people benefits whilst giving themselves and their cronies big tax breaks and shifting all their money off-shore...?

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Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded....

Lol! Nice unbiased site you found there. Did you see the latest article on there? "Immediately After Muslim Mayor Elected, London’s Iconic Buses Proclaim “Glory To Allah”" as if the two were related and not because it's part of an Aid campaign for Syria being supported by an Islamic charity.

She goes on to say: "The Islamization of Britain made an immense advance this week, as a Muslim with extensive ties to jihadis and Islamic supremacists, Sadiq Khan, was elected mayor of London" never mind the fact that the "extensive ties" refers to the BS that Zac Goldsmith was spouting as part of his (failed) smear campaign.

Still, you feel free to keep on believing whatever you want. We have the freedom to do that in this country (well, at the moment, until our Lords and Masters decide to take that right away from us...)
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
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