Coat, door, foc off
Just desserts indeed! Two aerials on a roof, they meet, fall in love, get married.The wedding ceremony was rubbish, but the reception was brilliant! Ha, I can come up with worse jokes than you Lew Race you to the coat room...
Oi! I live in Shetland Having said that there are some people I can think of that fit this joke...Chris
Two eskimos in a canoe, they get cold, light a fire, the canoe sinks.Which just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can only ever remember very short jokes!
A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making his own land mines that look like prayer mats.It's doing well.he says Prophets are going through the roof.No offence intended to anyone who may have served out there.