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Re: caption competition
« Reply #200 on: 22 November 2013, 09:21:16 pm »
Oh look! A credit card slot for a ride on a Harley  :lol

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #201 on: 22 November 2013, 11:07:11 pm »
The insurance despatch ride says "there is no cover on your POLICIE for the crack on the mudguard" :)
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #202 on: 23 November 2013, 12:45:11 am »
Chicken strips? What chicken strips...?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #203 on: 23 November 2013, 03:37:03 am »
easy on the braking you if you don't want skid marks
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #204 on: 23 November 2013, 02:34:45 pm »
come on you lot?...ya friggin slow with this one arnt ya? :rolleyes ....

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #205 on: 23 November 2013, 02:42:33 pm »
Motorcycling IS all its cracked up to be.
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #206 on: 23 November 2013, 03:15:31 pm »
Well officer, you know where you can stick that speeding ticket....

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #207 on: 24 November 2013, 03:39:07 pm »
Oh c'mon officer I'm only out arse-in' around on my bike.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #208 on: 24 November 2013, 06:04:37 pm »
 Just giving the pig some cheek :)
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #209 on: 24 November 2013, 09:49:58 pm »
Helmet ? what helmet

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #210 on: 25 November 2013, 07:48:31 pm »
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

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« Reply #211 on: 25 November 2013, 07:49:02 pm »
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #212 on: 25 November 2013, 07:49:32 pm »
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #213 on: 25 November 2013, 08:11:14 pm »
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

She'd have to get off the bike for that.  ;)
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #214 on: 25 November 2013, 08:16:25 pm »

Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?

She'd have to get off the bike for that.  ;)

I don't know what you mean? ;0)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #215 on: 25 November 2013, 08:55:51 pm »
Sorry! I don't want to (cheat). Am I allowed 2 entries?
have 3......I generally do.........
It's just for the crack  ;)
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Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....;)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #216 on: 25 November 2013, 09:50:07 pm »
well"....after reading through all your caps"...the winner is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nick crisp!!...with exupnut a very close second ;) .....so its over to you now mr crisp? :rolleyes

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #217 on: 25 November 2013, 10:28:09 pm »
 :eek  How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?
 
 

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #218 on: 25 November 2013, 10:39:16 pm »
global warmming what global warming ?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #219 on: 25 November 2013, 11:01:54 pm »
McGuinness gets in his 1st practice lap at the Welsh TT.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #220 on: 25 November 2013, 11:45:06 pm »
:eek  How did that happen?!
Erm, try this?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #221 on: 25 November 2013, 11:46:24 pm »
Nick Crisp had devised a cunning plan to ensure he outlived that new Superduke!
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #222 on: 26 November 2013, 12:02:15 am »
I didn't think you needed a diving suit to write an aquabike.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #223 on: 26 November 2013, 12:04:03 am »
Foggy goes in a little too deep at fourth bridge.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #224 on: 26 November 2013, 12:06:38 am »
The bloody Mrs will still want to know why I was late home!