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Title: London has a new Mayor
Post by: slimwilly on 07 May 2016, 06:48:24 am
Welldone London , you have a new mayor, a Labour one, a Muslim one,  hope he does well for you Londoners
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Frosties on 07 May 2016, 09:21:39 am
Welldone London , you have a new mayor, a Labour one, a Muslim one,  hope he does well for you Londoners


Ahh FFS  :grumble
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: steeeve66 on 07 May 2016, 01:41:51 pm
He can't possibly be worse than that bungling posh twat with the acrylic blonde hair..
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 07 May 2016, 02:43:42 pm
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Welldone London , you have a new mayor, a Labour one, a Muslim one,  hope he does well for you Londoners
:thumbup
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: slimwilly on 07 May 2016, 06:26:26 pm
The creed that is out to rule the world. love em.

Who twenty years ago would of believed it ?

He may be the best man for the job and good at it , Labour gets its votes from thousands, maybe millions of the same belief, it is strange when a somewhat foreign to us strain of humans takes control of Britishness, not rasicsm, but far from what we have and see here in the countryside, it seems an alien world to us.If I vote for the Labour party next time and we win, will I be encourageing the muslim growth in the cities? , a victory for Labour but will I be losing a bit of England?
London, where is it,,somewhere nearer to Brussels than a lot of us,,well France then.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 07 May 2016, 11:19:39 pm
And would you believe it, people (the Welsh presumably) are going to pay Neil Hamilton to undertake a public service role. The mind boggles....
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Oldgit on 08 May 2016, 11:28:34 am
Who gives a F***.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Grahamm on 08 May 2016, 01:05:34 pm
Of course if he wants to visit the USA and Trump is in power, he won't be able to go...!
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: taylor on 08 May 2016, 06:41:58 pm
well said old git, fuck them all.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 08 May 2016, 06:49:03 pm
Well the London Mayor decides whether we use the bus lanes and whether we pay the congestion charge. So perhaps it does matter.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Frosties on 08 May 2016, 09:13:42 pm
Well the London Mayor decides whether we use the bus lanes and whether we pay the congestion charg. So pperhaps it does matter.


Yep certainly does matter to us poor bastards who have to suffer London every working day. Others, like the Welsh or Old feckers who live in A quaint fishing village beside the Clyde have no sympathy or understanding. Selfish shits :lol
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: slimwilly on 08 May 2016, 09:34:51 pm
Of course if he wants to visit the USA and Trump is in power, he won't be able to go...!

haha , what a tea party in London that would be if Donald visits,,oh and I hope he does
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dublet on 08 May 2016, 11:22:33 pm
The creed that is out to rule the world. love em.

Who twenty years ago would of believed it ?

He may be the best man for the job and good at it , Labour gets its votes from thousands, maybe millions of the same belief, it is strange when a somewhat foreign to us strain of humans takes control of Britishness, not rasicsm, but far from what we have and see here in the countryside, it seems an alien world to us.If I vote for the Labour party next time and we win, will I be encourageing the muslim growth in the cities? , a victory for Labour but will I be losing a bit of England?
London, where is it,,somewhere nearer to Brussels than a lot of us,,well France then.
What exactly is wrong with Muslims?  :\
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 09 May 2016, 08:12:50 am
Peaceful Muslims,  nothing at all.  The fact that you ask this either means you've been living in a cave all your life or you are intentionally being provocative to start an argument. It's obviously the latter.
I work with a few Muslims and I once asked them on their opinion on all the recent atrocities. Their answer was...... They can understand why it's happening but don't necessarily agree with the methods used.  Not exactly complete condemnation is it.
The other problem I have is that they wash there arses with their bare hand thus getting shit under their fingernails then serve the general public food.
A friend of mine once had to see a specialist who was convinced that he had been abroad and contracted some exotic disease after eating a kebab.
Yes shit under your fingernails, the hardest known toxic substance to 100% eradicate. :D
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 09 May 2016, 11:31:12 am
Actually, rather than provoke an argument, I think he's trying to stop one....
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Grahamm on 10 May 2016, 12:31:29 am
the hardest known toxic substance to 100% eradicate. :D

I think you mean "Prejudice, the hardest known toxic substance to 100% eradicate..."
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 02:02:30 am
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.
 I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds. They not only deserve to be sectioned but also deserve my prejudice.
I am also prejudice against  priests who nonce young boys or girls and anyone who uses the cloak of religion to commit any crime against humanity.
It's a pity more people aren't "prejudice" then just maybe it wouldn't be so easy to hide behind the cloak of religion.
Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?
I was in McDonalds a few months back opposite High st Kensington when two Muslims burst in the door shouting and filming on their phone. They were shouting "Wash your arse, wash your arse, don't wipe it with toilet tissue people, wash your arse" You may think that's funny but everybody in there didn't, they were waiting for one of them to start shooting or blow themselves up.
Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.
 
Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded..... http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicu-G0tc7MAhWBQBQKHZa4CDkQFggsMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpamelageller.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fmuslim-cooks-covered-in-fecal-matter.html%2F&usg=AFQjCNEIAwHVJ0-QaBhcBimleT9k6zPkUA&bvm=bv.121421273,d.d24 (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicu-G0tc7MAhWBQBQKHZa4CDkQFggsMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpamelageller.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fmuslim-cooks-covered-in-fecal-matter.html%2F&usg=AFQjCNEIAwHVJ0-QaBhcBimleT9k6zPkUA&bvm=bv.121421273,d.d24)
 
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: darrsi on 10 May 2016, 05:00:11 am
The creed that is out to rule the world. love em.

Who twenty years ago would of believed it ?

He may be the best man for the job and good at it , Labour gets its votes from thousands, maybe millions of the same belief, it is strange when a somewhat foreign to us strain of humans takes control of Britishness, not rasicsm, but far from what we have and see here in the countryside, it seems an alien world to us.If I vote for the Labour party next time and we win, will I be encourageing the muslim growth in the cities? , a victory for Labour but will I be losing a bit of England?
London, where is it,,somewhere nearer to Brussels than a lot of us,,well France then.
What exactly is wrong with Muslims?  :\


We have a new troll  :foc
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 10 May 2016, 09:47:34 am
More trolls on this post than a Norwegian mountain.....
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: positron on 10 May 2016, 10:39:58 am
The other problem I have is that they wash there arses with their bare hand thus getting shit under their fingernails then serve the general public food.


I don't know why I read this thread and why I am responding to this... wait I know.. someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET..


I am not a muslim, but I grew up in India where people wash rather than wipe. And then I moved to Ireland and got used to wiping. Believe me when I say this, washing is a million times cleaner than wiping. You wash with plenty of water (not scrape, so it doesn't go on under your nails), and then you wash your hand VERY WELL with soap. This way you will have clean arse and clean hand. Wiping is totally disgusting, and Indians visiting Europe who have no choice but to wipe, will immediately follow it with a full shower. just to fell clean. It's like showering - I don't think many would wipe themselves down and leave it at that.


Anyway, the only thing better than washing own arse is the japanese / TOTO washlets. I am going to get one of them installed when I can afford to build my own house.


alright then, back to the discussion...   :evil
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: fazersharp on 10 May 2016, 11:00:23 am
The other problem I have is that they wash there arses with their bare hand thus getting shit under their fingernails then serve the general public food.


I don't know why I read this thread and why I am responding to this... wait I know.. someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET..


I am not a muslim, but I grew up in India where people wash rather than wipe. And then I moved to Ireland and got used to wiping. Believe me when I say this, washing is a million times cleaner than wiping. You wash with plenty of water (not scrape, so it doesn't go on under your nails), and then you wash your hand VERY WELL with soap. This way you will have clean arse and clean hand. Wiping is totally disgusting, and Indians visiting Europe who have no choice but to wipe, will immediately follow it with a full shower. just to fell clean. It's like showering - I don't think many would wipe themselves down and leave it at that.


Anyway, the only thing better than washing own arse is the japanese / TOTO washlets. I am going to get one of them installed when I can afford to build my own house.


alright then, back to the discussion...   :evil
wet wipes
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 11:15:22 am
You are obviously not wiping your arse properly, try finishing it off with a wet wipe or better still bend over and shout loudly for your mum to come do it. :pokefun
Picture this, you work in a fast food outlet, you're busy and under pressure, you need a shit, you're in a rush, they've run out of soap I've no doubt that washing can be more effective, of course it is, we all know that but YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS THOROUGHLY and take your time and for focs sake use a flannel or some kind of barrier between your bare skin.
How do you explain shit on the milk bottle or shit in the ice at KFC.
Given the choice I would rather be served by someone who didn't use their bare hand leaving you hoping they had washed their hands properly. That's my choice and opinion based on personal experience and my biological intolerance to eating shit. :lol
 
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 10 May 2016, 11:43:57 am
Dazza, if you're eating in McDonalds or KFC you're obviously a risk taker
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: positron on 10 May 2016, 01:20:57 pm
+1. If you are eating at KFC you are other things to worry about. :D
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 01:42:21 pm
The thing is.....If washing your hands is 100% effective......Why do my towels always get dirty ?  :lol
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: fazersharp on 10 May 2016, 02:00:51 pm
I have just googled the kfc story to find out more, firstly there does not seem to be any follow up to this as to how it happened - yes they need time to investigate but I would of thought that they have had long enough.
Secondly its funny how it was a kfc in Birmingham.
I think the real story is being covered up in the name of community cohesion. Im sure they will find out but then a statement will read something like inconclusive.         
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 02:27:59 pm
I'm going to throw a dinner party and invite some local Muslims just to show there are no hard feelings.
The menu is as follows...
 
Appetizer
Bogey and saliva soup
 
Starter
Earwax served on a bed of Mediterranean salad
 
Main course
Roasted excrement with steamed vegetables and bile gravy
 
Dessert
Puke ice cream served with semen sauce
 
Selection of foot and helmet cheese on biscuits all washed down with a bottle of piss
 
You see I'm doing my bit to improve multicultural relations. :D
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Slaninar on 10 May 2016, 03:30:01 pm
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.
 I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds. They not only deserve to be sectioned but also deserve my prejudice.
I am also prejudice against  priests who nonce young boys or girls and anyone who uses the cloak of religion to commit any crime against humanity.
It's a pity more people aren't "prejudice" then just maybe it wouldn't be so easy to hide behind the cloak of religion.
Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?
I was in McDonalds a few months back opposite High st Kensington when two Muslims burst in the door shouting and filming on their phone. They were shouting "Wash your arse, wash your arse, don't wipe it with toilet tissue people, wash your arse" You may think that's funny but everybody in there didn't, they were waiting for one of them to start shooting or blow themselves up.
Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.
 
Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded..... [url]http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicu-G0tc7MAhWBQBQKHZa4CDkQFggsMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpamelageller.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fmuslim-cooks-covered-in-fecal-matter.html%2F&usg=AFQjCNEIAwHVJ0-QaBhcBimleT9k6zPkUA&bvm=bv.121421273,d.d24[/url] ([url]http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicu-G0tc7MAhWBQBQKHZa4CDkQFggsMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpamelageller.com%2F2016%2F04%2Fmuslim-cooks-covered-in-fecal-matter.html%2F&usg=AFQjCNEIAwHVJ0-QaBhcBimleT9k6zPkUA&bvm=bv.121421273,d.d24[/url])



I was raised to judge people by what they do. Not by their skin colour, nationality, religion, or even by what they are saying.


As far as killing goes, US & allies are the ones doing by far the most of the killing & bombing. And they are the ones imposing democracy and capitalist way of life to others.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Red Ceri on 10 May 2016, 03:33:43 pm
The thing is.....If washing your hands is 100% effective......Why do my towels always get dirty ?  :lol


Cos you're a dirty little Troll................................................. :rollin
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 10 May 2016, 04:51:29 pm
Well done Wales. You have a new UKIP leader that will be paid £84k a year out of public money. This is the disgrace of a man found guilty of accepting bribes for asking questions in parliament. I hope he does well for you.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: taylor on 10 May 2016, 05:52:19 pm
all of wales didn't vote him in ;), I didn't,  well done England for your new mayor of London,  o I forgot there are other parts over the bridge. apart from landan.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: slimwilly on 10 May 2016, 07:35:43 pm
Fooking hell Dazza,, what you like,,,not shaking your hand again,,,oh and I must PM you,,,you know,,personel message,,nothing sexy
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: caretaker on 10 May 2016, 07:47:27 pm
all this talk of muslims, foreigners, food etc has driven me to get myself a lovely chicken madras from my local indian, so thanks for that :D
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 07:57:14 pm
all this talk of muslims, foreigners, food etc has driven me to get myself a lovely chicken madras from my local indian, so thanks for that :D
:lol  Me too  :b
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: noggythenog on 10 May 2016, 07:58:17 pm
Nice little provocative post from you here Slim you must have been at a loose end.......well you are a Honda rider




I dont usually get involved but this post has hit a nerve.........foc all to do with the racial stuff though.....


I am a recent convert....


Convert to Bum Wipes!!!


I even consider taking my own pack into work but i'm not having my pikey colleagues swipe me wipes...no way!....."that you off downstairs wi yur wipes noggy?" .........."yeh it is, what's it to do wi you smeared arse?"


I used to have to shower before going to bed (as well as my earlier shower) before the mighty Bum Wipes came along but now i can get my fat head down secure in the knowledge that my arse is as clean as my teeth....




It was a revalation!!!! :b
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: mtread on 10 May 2016, 10:14:12 pm
All those previous forum threads are completely irrelevant. Those about whether fully is better than semi-synthetic. How Pilot Roads compare with Battleaxes. Tomtom vs Garmin. All are unimportant ............. compared with the best way to wipe your arse.


That's Foc-U !  :lol
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 10:27:40 pm
Just don't dispose of them down the toilet or you'll get a blockage Mr Nogster  :moon
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: slimwilly on 10 May 2016, 10:49:22 pm
Dazza,, my friend ,,,, xxx  ,have you got a spare bed at yours?
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: slimwilly on 10 May 2016, 10:51:20 pm
oh ,, also I see Donald Trumpet says as the mayor of London will be allowed to enter America, lol
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: fazersharp on 10 May 2016, 10:52:30 pm
Just don't dispose of them down the toilet or you'll get a blockage Mr Nogster  :moon
The proper ones are designed to go down and break up like loo paper.
Reminds me of a mantra from boaty people in that the only things you flush are items that have first been through you.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: dazza on 10 May 2016, 11:04:01 pm
Dazza,, my friend ,,,, xxx  ,have you got a spare bed at yours?
Mrs thrown you out again Slim or did ya fancy sampling the menu at my dinner party ?  :D
 
I could accommodate you, I take it your looking for a stop over nearer to the port. Text me it's easier to respond to.
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: Grahamm on 10 May 2016, 11:39:00 pm
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.

Etc etc etc. Sure, because it's like no restaurant owned by White British people has ever been fined for poor food hygiene and of course *all* Muslims don't use toilet paper...

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I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds.

You mean like Bush and Blair who used their faith to justify starting wars in the Middle East where atrocities were committed on ALL sides?

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Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?

You mean apart from my next door neighbours who are polite, friendly and don't cause any problems (unlike the bunch of chavs who lived across the road for a while and liked to play loud music late at night until their Landlord could evict them?)

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Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.

Ah, you mean the Tory Party who want to return us to "Victorian values" by blaming the poor for, well, being poor, forcing people to work or starve, denying disabled people benefits whilst giving themselves and their cronies big tax breaks and shifting all their money off-shore...?

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Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded....

Lol! Nice unbiased site you found there. Did you see the latest article on there? "Immediately After Muslim Mayor Elected, London’s Iconic Buses Proclaim “Glory To Allah”" as if the two were related and not because it's part of an Aid campaign for Syria being supported by an Islamic charity.

She goes on to say: "The Islamization of Britain made an immense advance this week, as a Muslim with extensive ties to jihadis and Islamic supremacists, Sadiq Khan, was elected mayor of London" never mind the fact that the "extensive ties" refers to the BS that Zac Goldsmith was spouting as part of his (failed) smear campaign.

Still, you feel free to keep on believing whatever you want. We have the freedom to do that in this country (well, at the moment, until our Lords and Masters decide to take that right away from us...)
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: midden on 10 May 2016, 11:56:28 pm
https://vimeo.com/26861233


quote author=dazza link=topic=20037.msg231639#msg231639 date=1462777970]

A friend of mine once had to see a specialist who was convinced that he had been abroad and contracted some exotic disease after eating a kebab.

[/quote]

perhaps your friend came across Nic's Greek cousin

Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: midden on 11 May 2016, 12:02:52 am
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arses

Unfortunately unlike dazza and the bear , most of are unable to befriend a shit wiping rabbit in their own garden
Title: Re: London has a new Mayor
Post by: midden on 11 May 2016, 12:16:03 am
And you are 100% right, I am prejudice against anyone who uses their hand to wash their shitty arse then handles food, aren't you ? or do you like the taste of shit.

Etc etc etc. Sure, because it's like no restaurant owned by White British people has ever been fined for poor food hygiene and of course *all* Muslims don't use toilet paper...

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I am also prejudice against Anyone who murders, commits  atrocities or fails to condemn these acts all done in the name of a fictitious person who lives in the clouds.

You mean like Bush and Blair who used their faith to justify starting wars in the Middle East where atrocities were committed on ALL sides?

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Just as a matter of interest, how many Muslims have you come into contact with ?

You mean apart from my next door neighbours who are polite, friendly and don't cause any problems (unlike the bunch of chavs who lived across the road for a while and liked to play loud music late at night until their Landlord could evict them?)

To be fair, terrorists are hardly going to want to attract attention to themselves by being loud rude and unfriendly to their neighbours.

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Yes, it's fair to say I don't care too much for people who want to impose their backward way of life on us.

Ah, you mean the Tory Party who want to return us to "Victorian values" by blaming the poor for, well, being poor, forcing people to work or starve, denying disabled people benefits whilst giving themselves and their cronies big tax breaks and shifting all their money off-shore...?

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Oh, and have a read of this if you think my prejudice is unfounded....

Lol! Nice unbiased site you found there. Did you see the latest article on there? "Immediately After Muslim Mayor Elected, London’s Iconic Buses Proclaim “Glory To Allah”" as if the two were related and not because it's part of an Aid campaign for Syria being supported by an Islamic charity.

She goes on to say: "The Islamization of Britain made an immense advance this week, as a Muslim with extensive ties to jihadis and Islamic supremacists, Sadiq Khan, was elected mayor of London" never mind the fact that the "extensive ties" refers to the BS that Zac Goldsmith was spouting as part of his (failed) smear campaign.

Still, you feel free to keep on believing whatever you want. We have the freedom to do that in this country (well, at the moment, until our Lords and Masters decide to take that right away from us...)