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What up from the States
« on: 08 August 2012, 04:22:59 pm »
OK, I've been here a month now and I'm frigging bored.


* Everyone rides Harleys. Everyone thinks they're great
* Everyone is retarded
* I tried to rent a bike. All they had were Harleys. I didn't bother.
* It's getting to the point where I might bother.
* I need a Michigan bike license to buy a bike
* To get a Michigan bike license I need a Michigan car license, since the bike is an entitlement on a car license
* Everyone is trying to sell me something
* Can't go to the pub, because there are no pubs
* Can't get bladdered because you need a car to get anywhere
* If you *do* go to a bar there's always a lad in there, so it costs a dollar to take a piss.


Miss Blighty, miss my bike, and I miss people with a properly developed sense of proportion.


What's been going on 'round here, then?

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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #1 on: 08 August 2012, 04:45:00 pm »
Jesus, sounds grim! 
 
What did you go there for anyway,,,,,,

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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #2 on: 08 August 2012, 05:04:53 pm »
which bit of the US are you in? I go a lot - usually to the East Coast where they're more 'european' and easier to get along with; plenty of bright people and beautiful country as well, for my 40th i rode a bike through the Blue Ridge Mountain and the Appalachian area and it was stunning.

even on a Harley (and they really are sh*te)
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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #3 on: 08 August 2012, 05:07:35 pm »
What did you go there for anyway,,,,,,
I work for a consultancy. We're consulting for Mercedes. For the next three years... Hopefully I'll just be here for 18 months.

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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #4 on: 08 August 2012, 05:17:38 pm »
I see,,,,
 
Well, hopefully it'll be life enriching!

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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #5 on: 08 August 2012, 08:00:49 pm »

* Can't get bladdered because you need a car to get anywhere



You'll need the car to get home if you DO get bladdered
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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #6 on: 08 August 2012, 08:59:04 pm »
which bit of the US are you in?
lol er michigan springs to mind :lol

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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #7 on: 08 August 2012, 09:45:53 pm »
which bit of the US are you in?
lol er michigan springs to mind :lol

I guess the key is the word 'Michigan' which was used several times in the original post...

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Re: What up from the States
« Reply #8 on: 09 August 2012, 12:02:20 am »
Might be worth getting a local licence (or license as they insist on calling them) anyway.  Guy I know bought a place in Florida to use as a holiday home and let out when he wasn't using it himself.  Also bought a car but found they wanted stupid money for insurance because he held a foreign licence.  He was told the easiest thing would be to get a local licence.  He found he could book his test the same day, and it consisted of driving out of a carpark, round the block (right turns only so no crossing the flow of the traffic) back into the carpark and reverse into a space.  That's it, nothing else and he got himself a Florida licence.

From the way most Yanks drive, I wouldn't think it'll be any harder to get a bike licence either.