P0rn is hazardous to your health apparently

[celticdog]

This is shocking!


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36088194

What's going to happen to my 'internet porn night'??? Tuesdays will never be the same.
Who'd have though it's a health hazard, surely it relieves stress, lowers blood pressure etc. 

[noggythenog]

Nobody wants to reply incase they are found out for being Wankers!!!!




















oh shit!

[joebloggs]

Considering several people die wanking every year porn must be good for a cardio vascular work out, well unless you have a weak heart

[Frosties]

I had to give up wanking due to passing out each time - apparently there isn't enough blood for both of us 

[clayt74]

It'd only bad for your health if the misses catches you!!!!!!

I wanted to take an idea to dragons den for a foam attachment for laptop screen n base  that would prevent smashing ya cock between them when you suddenly shut the lid to close a porn site!!!! Lol

[Val]

This is from guys that say the last prophet was called Moroni 

My dog is wanking on a daily basis and its very strong and healthy bastid 

Having said that I remember an old motto saying:

Sun, air, onanism - get a healty organism!

[noggythenog]

This is slowly turning into a thread about who i can trust on foc-u




The rest of them probably too busy banging one out to get involved

[Grahamm]

This is shocking!

Ah, more of the idiots who think that because *they* don't like something *we* shouldn't be allowed to see it...

[mr self destruct]

Hazardous to your health? What a load of bollocks. I've been watching it since I was a  kid and my right arm's like Hellboy's.

[HarryHornby]

They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).


It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!

[celticdog]

They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).


It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!

. . . So that's where I left that copy of Fiesta all those years ago! 

[joebloggs]

They do have a bit of a point, it is far to accessible to all (including children).


It was far more exciting when I was young and had to get my porn fix by finding porn mags in hedgerows!

The thought of picking up a discarded jiz mag doesn't appeal...................

[taylor]

no wacking one of for me after recent events,   I have been cilalis on prescription, < Viagra>  the only stiffy I am getting is a stiff back.     crack em of lads .

[joebloggs]

no wacking one of for me after recent events,   I have been cilalis on prescription, < Viagra>  the only stiffy I am getting is a stiff back.     crack em of lads .

We have a lad at work who's a little backward, someone sold him some him three viagra and the idiot took them all and went off for a crafty one, except of course his wood wouldn't go away, poor lad made it bleed before it finally wore off lol