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« on: 27 November 2013, 04:51:46 pm »
used to do :
06:30 - 15:00
10:00 - 17:00
14:00 - 23:00
23:00 - 07:00
rotating weekly. only got the weekends off. worst shift was backshift (14:00 - 23:00) cos you couldnt really get a night out. nightshift you couldnt get a swallow that night and early shift - you didnt really want to get up at 05:15 after a bevvy session.
Now that's a proper shit shift lazarus, no wonder its a "used to work" shift, foc that!!!!
Aye mate - especially when we were the ONLY group in the plant doing the nightshift. Only us, the cleaners and security on site during the night. had a good few laughs along the way though.
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« on: 27 November 2013, 02:14:48 pm »
used to do :
06:30 - 15:00
10:00 - 17:00
14:00 - 23:00
23:00 - 07:00
rotating weekly. only got the weekends off. worst shift was backshift (14:00 - 23:00) cos you couldnt really get a night out. nightshift you couldnt get a swallow that night and early shift - you didnt really want to get up at 05:15 after a bevvy session.
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« on: 16 November 2013, 10:22:47 am »
not a joke , may have been posted before , but ???
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting “WOW, What a Ride!”
Trying my best 
a bit like me signature ?
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« on: 13 November 2013, 01:46:25 pm »
Works on I.E. 8, doesnt work on Google Chrome.
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« on: 12 November 2013, 11:16:17 pm »
ello m8. been out your neck of the woods (El Paso) in the middle of winter (bikeless)
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« on: 07 November 2013, 02:13:58 pm »
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« on: 31 October 2013, 12:58:34 pm »
would try a cobbler to fix that then m8
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« on: 31 October 2013, 10:44:02 am »
Interested in this too. Ive got a pair of boots with a bust zip. could be doing with getting those repaired, and then sold on
is the zip itself burst or just the pull tab?
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« on: 28 October 2013, 08:17:24 am »
ive had multiple letters on this - ignored every single one of them.
havent heard from them in a good 2 months.
one fact is that if they do take me to court, they can never prove I actually received any of the letters they sent - NONE of them were recorded.
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« on: 25 October 2013, 07:05:45 pm »
was given a two-year sentence for causing death by careless driving and four years for perverting the course of justice, with the sentences to run consecutively.
Just shows that the "courts" think they are more important than the life of a young girl!!
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« on: 23 October 2013, 07:44:40 pm »
so "Thickie Brickie" wasnt considered ? 
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« on: 20 October 2013, 09:19:53 pm »
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a Ride!"
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ”
- Oscar Wilde
Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- Murphy
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ”
- Albert Einstein
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
- Mark Twain
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
- Peter Kay
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Woody Allen
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
- Peter Kay
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- Peter Kay
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
says I may well look like I've been beaten with an ugly stick, but you look like you were gang raped by the entire forest!!
63
« on: 20 October 2013, 03:56:27 pm »
they arent to everyones taste m8............. ......but I like em 
64
« on: 20 October 2013, 02:55:28 pm »
interesting conundrum.
what would have happened if Marquez took out Lorenzo at the exit from the pit....when he was black flagged for not going into the pit after the correct amount of laps?
65
« on: 16 October 2013, 10:34:54 pm »
from direct.gov.uk website :
If your MOT has expired
You can’t drive your vehicle on the road if the MOT has expired. You could be prosecuted if caught.
The only exception is if you’ve already booked an MOT and are driving your vehicle to the test centre.
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« on: 16 October 2013, 07:00:35 pm »
how about investing in a pair of Sealskin socks - waterproof socks that mean your feet stay dry regardless of what boots you use
67
« on: 12 October 2013, 10:15:44 pm »
i remember the crash - guy slid right along the barrier and cracked his head on a bit sticking out.
cant remember the name tho
68
« on: 09 October 2013, 08:05:02 pm »
where are you from Miranda. If the damage can be fixed you can have someone weld it up.
Mine was fixed earlier this year and looks good as (once I get the decals sorted)
69
« on: 08 October 2013, 11:01:54 am »
seen the london guide before - i think there are another 2 videos of him - hilarious
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« on: 06 October 2013, 10:39:45 pm »
i think its actual a local dialect that means :
i want to sink my swollen glans into your chocolate starfish.....
but i may be a little off the mark :|
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« on: 06 October 2013, 12:19:14 am »
shared m8.
fecking scumbags
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« on: 25 September 2013, 06:18:02 am »
lovely colour m8 - your man has done a bang up job.
im sure you already have - mind and report the change of colour to DVLA - dont want any funny business if anything goes wrong
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« on: 24 September 2013, 10:05:22 pm »
well written m8
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« on: 19 September 2013, 07:23:28 am »
im in the same position Tori. Daughter parked up for a few hours and have I've had 4 PArking Charge letters, so called solicitors letters, etc
Not sure about England, but in Scotland they are almost unenforceable.
Dont have any contact with them - ignore completely.
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