The d*ckheads that wear those polite notice jackets are usually to be found at the front of a line of slow moving traffic riding at the speed of a snail.I'm not against yellow reflective jackets any thing to help other drivers stop using us as target practice, but that wording has to my mind only one purpose to mislead other drivers into thinking it's a police bike and rider.
Absolutely correct and yet people don't get prosecuted for wearing them or selling them so why did the guy in this story ends up being fined for something that was far less suggestive.
Wear one of these.
Quote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action
Quote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint.
Quote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?
Quote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 08:31:56 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?Absolutely!!!
Quote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 08:51:09 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 08:31:56 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?Absolutely!!!And when they have had the first novice lesson from you I can sort out the advanced lessons
Quote from: fazersharp on 14 February 2018, 09:13:23 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 08:51:09 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 08:31:56 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Good to see the FOC-U spirit of comraderie is alive and kicking Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?Absolutely!!!And when they have had the first novice lesson from you I can sort out the advanced lessonsSloppy seconds, didn't think you rode in the wet?
Quote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 08:51:09 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 08:31:56 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Good to see the FOC-U spirit of comraderie is alive and kicking Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?Absolutely!!!And when they have had the first novice lesson from you I can sort out the advanced lessons
Quote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 08:31:56 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Good to see the FOC-U spirit of comraderie is alive and kicking Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?Absolutely!!!
Quote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 07:12:05 pmQuote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Good to see the FOC-U spirit of comraderie is alive and kicking Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint. Is that not sexist?
Quote from: slappy on 14 February 2018, 06:38:59 pmQuote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Good to see the FOC-U spirit of comraderie is alive and kicking Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action Strictly women only i’m afraid, sorry to disappoint.
Quote from: darrsi on 14 February 2018, 04:44:03 pmWear one of these. Good to see the FOC-U spirit of comraderie is alive and kicking Have you had anyone take up your kind offer of free sex lessons? I know a guy at work who might be interested in them, he is always saying he doesn' t get much action
Blue lightshttp://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1989/1796/regulation/16/made
Was following an Audi Q7 yesterday that presumably had changed the lights for his rear number plate to blue ones. did actually look quite good to be honest, not sure if a traffic cop would agree though?
Quote from: darrsi on 16 February 2018, 06:26:38 amWas following an Audi Q7 yesterday that presumably had changed the lights for his rear number plate to blue ones. did actually look quite good to be honest, not sure if a traffic cop would agree though?Number plate lights you shouldn't be abel to see from the rear of the car as they are white normally. What you are probably seeing is the reflection which, believe it or not, is actually legal.
Going to work this morning I saw a car with a strip of very bright blue leds all the way along the front bumper and when the dickhead overtook me in a 30 zone I saw on his rear bumper two full length bumper strips of leds again, one strip was red and the other strip was green, but I was passing through that shithole Bradford at the time so its probably normal there.
On my "big bike" lessons, we had a biker overtake us with a "POLITE NOTICE" bib on. Like above.I could hear my instructor cursing and swearing at him/her in my headset!... He disapproved majorly!