84 year old bloke gets a phone call from the inland revenue"we've noticed you've been spending a lot of money lately and we'd like you to come in 9'oclock Monday to explain where it's come from" better get myself a solicitor to come with me he thinks,so Monday morning he arrives and a right smart arsed tax inspector's there,"now then where's all this money come from?" well,I like to have a bit of a gamble now and then and do alright,he says,"are you telling me you've been spending all this money gambling?I don't think so" well he says I bet you a grand I can bite my eyeball!"don't be stupid! ok then I'll have a bit of that,you're on" so the bloke takes his false eye out and bites it,"bloody hell I didn't expect that!"I tell you what I'll give you a chance to get your money back,I bet you 2grand I can bite the other one,the taxman thinks well I didn't see no guide dog and he hasn't got a stick,so he must be able to see! "ok, I'll bet you the 2grand" the bloke takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye "I don't believe it" says the taxman,tell you what I'll give you chance to get your money back and more,you see that litter bin over there? well I bet you 5grand I can piss into it from here and not get a drop anywhere but in the bin,"no chance,that's impossible I'll definitely take your bet" the bloke gets his pecker out and pisses all over the office,over the floor,the desk,everywhere."ha,ha,ha,told you you waster" yes,you were right to take the bet,but on the way over here I bet my solicitor 10 grand that I'd come in here and piss all over the office.

When I logged on today for some reason I was on a page titled "our bikes" I hadn't seen this before and posted a pic of my bike on there,thing is I don't know how to get on that page or any other one with pictures of members bikes ,how do you find these pages?

Our local BMW shop has gone,it was once CLARKS for what seemed forever,then Blade Motorrad took over but now it's no more.

Just read a quote by Leon "had every chance in the racing world" Haslam,saying "I've beaten Johny Rea  as many times as he's beaten me" who does he think he's kidding? he will find out like Tom Sykes did what a brilliant rider Rea is and Tom is twice the rider Haslam is,he's been living off the back of his old man's great career for years getting the best rides and making every excuse for his failure.There are some excellent young riders out there who would give anything to have a fraction of the chances he's had,after all this time he's still only won a scooter championship.He'll probably win this years BSB title with Shakey out ,wouldn't bet on it though.

How hard would it have been to run it tomorrow? it may have cost a few quid extra to keep some people another day but in the long run everyone would have benefited especially as it was a bank holiday anyway.I wonder how they intend to re-emburse the fans !

Has anyone got a pillion cowl for sale for an FZ1 N in black?

Thinking of getting a R&G exhaust hanger,I never have anyone on the back anymore,just wondered if these fit with an aftermarket pipe on,because it looks like the mounting point could be in a different position when you take the footrests off.