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Re: I hate sheep!
« Reply #25 on: 21 July 2013, 09:19:51 pm »
If he didn't have before, he definately will now! He's certainly got a limp that he won't forget in a while.
He'll forget it when it's lamb chop time :-P
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Re: I hate sheep!
« Reply #26 on: 22 July 2013, 07:30:04 am »
Use velcro gloves for sheep shagging not a motorbike!! ;)

Snapping their front legs and putting their rear legs in your wellies to stop them running away works well too ;)
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Re: I hate sheep!
« Reply #27 on: 22 July 2013, 05:32:42 pm »
I was wondering when someone would bring up the Welsh! :rofl
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