Dyslexia or predicted txt? That a pic of you darrsi?
"What gets my toga"
people who complain.all right, i'll get my goat.
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No turn mattress, like it's a beneficial selling point
Quote from: midden on 05 August 2015, 09:09:13 pmNo turn mattress, like it's a beneficial selling point I got one of those no sex mattresses instead No turn pancakes would be good thoughOr no turn steak
Folk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.
Quote from: Jazoli on 06 August 2015, 07:13:02 amFolk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.Got one of those who works in the next road from me, he also has different colour reflective squares on his panniers, 2 tiny red lights above the tail end each side of the rear camera, a camera on his shoulder and a white lid with black and white cheque banding on it.The giveaway is the yellow hi vis jacket he wears is just the same as builders use. In fairness people do tend to get out of his way though, even if it is a bit of a strange mentality, and I must confess I even moved out of his way once to let him pass, then felt a bit duped when I saw who it was.
Quote from: darrsi on 06 August 2015, 11:45:37 amQuote from: Jazoli on 06 August 2015, 07:13:02 amFolk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.Got one of those who works in the next road from me, he also has different colour reflective squares on his panniers, 2 tiny red lights above the tail end each side of the rear camera, a camera on his shoulder and a white lid with black and white cheque banding on it.The giveaway is the yellow hi vis jacket he wears is just the same as builders use. In fairness people do tend to get out of his way though, even if it is a bit of a strange mentality, and I must confess I even moved out of his way once to let him pass, then felt a bit duped when I saw who it was. That is bordering on the offense of impersonating a police officer. No wait it isnt bordering on - it is impersonating.
Quote from: fazersharp on 06 August 2015, 12:29:03 pmQuote from: darrsi on 06 August 2015, 11:45:37 amQuote from: Jazoli on 06 August 2015, 07:13:02 amFolk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.Got one of those who works in the next road from me, he also has different colour reflective squares on his panniers, 2 tiny red lights above the tail end each side of the rear camera, a camera on his shoulder and a white lid with black and white cheque banding on it.The giveaway is the yellow hi vis jacket he wears is just the same as builders use. In fairness people do tend to get out of his way though, even if it is a bit of a strange mentality, and I must confess I even moved out of his way once to let him pass, then felt a bit duped when I saw who it was. That is bordering on the offense of impersonating a police officer. No wait it isnt bordering on - it is impersonating.Police bikes and uniforms, unless undercover of course, are quite clearly marked as "POLICE".He's doing nothing wrong.When was the last time you saw a bike copper in a hi vis builders jacket?
Quote from: darrsi on 06 August 2015, 12:55:09 pmQuote from: fazersharp on 06 August 2015, 12:29:03 pmQuote from: darrsi on 06 August 2015, 11:45:37 amQuote from: Jazoli on 06 August 2015, 07:13:02 amFolk who wear hi vis jackets with pretend police stripes or even worse with POLITE on them, I did ask one particular cocksocket last weekend why he was wearing a POLITE hi vis, he responded that cars would get out of his way, I called him a c you next tueday and he didn't like it much, the knob jockey.Got one of those who works in the next road from me, he also has different colour reflective squares on his panniers, 2 tiny red lights above the tail end each side of the rear camera, a camera on his shoulder and a white lid with black and white cheque banding on it.The giveaway is the yellow hi vis jacket he wears is just the same as builders use. In fairness people do tend to get out of his way though, even if it is a bit of a strange mentality, and I must confess I even moved out of his way once to let him pass, then felt a bit duped when I saw who it was. That is bordering on the offense of impersonating a police officer. No wait it isnt bordering on - it is impersonating.Police bikes and uniforms, unless undercover of course, are quite clearly marked as "POLICE".He's doing nothing wrong.When was the last time you saw a bike copper in a hi vis builders jacket?So you don't think there's anything wrong with trying to fool people and pretend he's a police officer? There is no other reason for wearing a 'polite' vest, at all, go on then how long have you had yours?
I think the chap darrsi was talking about did not have the polite on his vest but come oooooooonIm gonna get me a lab coat and a stethoscope and have a wander down maternity ----- I wonder if I get arrested
While we are on the subject of horses, why do these horsey people insist on taking a half a tonne of skittish, mental, easily scared metal footed animal on the public road when they know that at the first sight of a car, bike or carrier bag in a hedge, it will become totally uncontrollable endangering itself, the rider and other members of the public? We were out for a ride the other week riding at 30mph (barely believable I know but true) over the brow of a hill to find a horse and rider coming up the hill in the opposite direction, I whipped the clutch in and hit the kill switch and sowed down to about walking pace rolling down the road, as did everyone else, when I drifted slowly past I could see the young girl was having trouble controlling it, by the time two more had rolled slowly past it was sideways in the road and rearing up. The remaining guys stopped completely and waited until she got the animal under control, which she didn't. The lads told me that eventually the horse slid, kicked and reared its way up the hill past them totally out of control.Apart from the usual "we belong on roads these days and horses don't" argument, I think the main point here is, why would you consider taking a large animal on the road when you know that ANY vehicle will spook it to such an extent that it will become uncontrollable and possibly cause damage to itself or other people/property? The other point is, why do they always shit on the racing line round bends?