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someone's been naughty?
« on: 16 June 2014, 10:34:59 pm »
I hope it was worth it!

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #1 on: 16 June 2014, 10:43:14 pm »
Just when they thought they had gotten away with it :rollin

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #2 on: 16 June 2014, 10:52:08 pm »
That's actually really cruel. Not sure I can sympathise. Someone did something similar to a friend at home (sans the tyres, admittedly). I't very hard to clean off - you need hot water to clean off the flour, but cold water to clean the egg. All you're left with is a nigh-on uncleanable mess.
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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #3 on: 16 June 2014, 11:25:50 pm »
Many years ago someone I knew was on his motorbike and was hit by a car his girlfriend was quite badly hurt, he was ok, few days later when pissed he got an axe and chopped the car up, revenge? did he get away with it? yes but only because he got the WRONG car.................................

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #4 on: 16 June 2014, 11:56:57 pm »
That's actually really cruel.
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Do you really think so?


Surely only if the owner has Celiac disease   
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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #5 on: 17 June 2014, 09:13:53 am »
It would be cheaper and easier to buy a new Ka than clean that up. What's a Ka cost now, £50?

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #6 on: 17 June 2014, 09:25:10 am »
Now the questions that needs to be asked are:-

Plain or self raising flour?

Free range or battery eggs?

To apply a pinch or not of salt?

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #7 on: 17 June 2014, 01:01:44 pm »
Can't see why it would be hard to clean off, piece of cake !!!
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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #8 on: 17 June 2014, 01:27:40 pm »
must have been self raising flour --the wheels are off, they use a lot of self raising flour in Liverpool as well.

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #9 on: 18 June 2014, 11:46:36 pm »
Could be worse, could have been a Peugeot with a blown head gasket   :lol

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #10 on: 19 June 2014, 12:49:42 am »
Mr Kipling does play exceedingly good pranks!!!

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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #11 on: 19 June 2014, 12:56:31 am »
Could be worse, could have been a Peugeot with a blown head gasket   :lol

Ha bloody ha.  :'(
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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #12 on: 19 June 2014, 08:41:48 am »
My wife is coeliac, Midden!  :)
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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #13 on: 19 June 2014, 07:13:30 pm »
My wife is coeliac, Midden!  :)

As is my Mum
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Re: someone's been naughty?
« Reply #14 on: 19 June 2014, 07:21:40 pm »
Many years ago at my first bike rally I was initiated by having pints poured over me all night til I was soaked. Once I was in my tent pissed out of my head asleep two bags of flour and a 6 pack of eggs were chucked in and liberally spread around. I woke up unable to open my eyes and glued to the sleeping bag, my clothes and the tent itself. The only two things to survive the experience were me, and my leather jacket which was nice and supple after being cleaned.