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« on: 12 February 2012, 10:58:41 pm »
Everyones a comedian nowadays.
Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn't avoid the odd gag when he radioed dispatch and said...
"It's Houston, we have a problem".
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« Reply #1 on: 12 February 2012, 11:51:24 pm »
 :rollin that's terrible
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« Reply #2 on: 13 February 2012, 12:59:04 am »
Almost as bad as the fact she's in a new film with Kevin Costner, The BodyBag.
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #3 on: 13 February 2012, 07:17:14 am »
First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.        
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« Reply #4 on: 13 February 2012, 03:17:29 pm »
Nah - sales rocket post-mortem.  Longer term prospects would be more of a worry.
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« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2012, 03:18:03 pm »
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2012, 03:25:56 pm »
Quote from: Looney tune on 14 February 2012, 03:18:03 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D

Have they both fallen down a crack or something?
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #7 on: 14 February 2012, 03:29:32 pm »
Turns out that 6th Grammy wasn't such a good idea
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« Reply #8 on: 14 February 2012, 04:08:08 pm »
Quote from: Chillum on 14 February 2012, 03:25:56 pm
Quote from: Looney tune on 14 February 2012, 03:18:03 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D

Have they both fallen down a crack or something?

Rangers, crack, no. Grand canyon, yes
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« Reply #9 on: 14 February 2012, 04:51:54 pm »
Whats six inches and isn't going to get sucked this Valentines day.
Whitney's Crack pipe. :rollin


Jeez i crack myself up.
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #10 on: 14 February 2012, 05:05:11 pm »
You been looking them up haven't you? :)

I preferred the 'what's pink and sits on a doormat?' one, but didn't have the heart to post it.
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #11 on: 14 February 2012, 05:35:02 pm »
 :lol aye, that one worked for me too Chillum  :lol
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #12 on: 14 February 2012, 06:12:09 pm »
No these are all genuine ones from my mate at work.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 February 2012, 11:58:38 pm »
Quote from: Looney tune on 14 February 2012, 03:18:03 pm
Whats the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers ?
About 3 weeks  :D


Now that Whitney is dead, Kevin Costner has taken the job as Thousandaire Whitey's minder.

He's now The Proddyguard
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Re: Joke...
« Reply #14 on: 15 February 2012, 06:43:53 am »
everyone now proclaims her  as classic, legendary etc etc, yet when she was alive, she was positively ignored. .....Typical 2 faced  reaction from showbiz...... darling!
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