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General => General => Topic started by: Hedgetrimmer on 19 December 2014, 06:12:53 pm

Title: Whatever
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 19 December 2014, 06:12:53 pm
Quiet around here lately, isn't it?


With the demise of the "last to post wins" thread due to mods with megalomania ( :b ), how about a new one? Post whatever you find that's funny, talk a load of bollocks (there ya go Noggy  :pokefun    :lol  ) about anything you like. Try to avoid getting it thrown into the naughty corner though :rolleyes


(http://i1291.photobucket.com/albums/b550/nicknicklxs/I-lost-the-ball-but-its-cool-its-all-cool_zpsdae1b600.jpg) (http://s1291.photobucket.com/user/nicknicklxs/media/I-lost-the-ball-but-its-cool-its-all-cool_zpsdae1b600.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: noggythenog on 19 December 2014, 06:34:34 pm
Ok Nick


This one's for you :b
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 19 December 2014, 09:23:33 pm
work this one out


nick
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: noggythenog on 19 December 2014, 09:48:18 pm
work this one out


nick


Proposing...........to Wales.
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 19 December 2014, 09:58:51 pm
This was a pheasant i shot yesterday, cracking snapshot up through the leafless trees
http://youtu.be/nHAr_YD1JUI (http://youtu.be/nHAr_YD1JUI)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: noggythenog on 19 December 2014, 10:02:14 pm
This is for you slim. only a matter of time before Bruce joins up :lol
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: fazersharp on 19 December 2014, 10:12:15 pm
Brian just couldn't work out why his fazer was getting such crap MPG(http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=15542.0;attach=15451;image)
(http://foc-u.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=15542.0;attach=15456;image)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Doddsie on 19 December 2014, 10:12:33 pm
Perfect card for the Auntie you dont really like....


Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: taylor on 19 December 2014, 10:54:52 pm
next :lol
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 20 December 2014, 05:32:39 am
Happy Christmas Noggy,,,Love Nick !!! :lol :lol :lol :lol


noggy
noggy
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: fazersharp on 20 December 2014, 09:05:54 am
When I was a kid in the mid- late 70s I had a motorbike top trumps game. Fast forward to 2001 and I actually own a bike that features in the top trumps game. The cards at the bottom of the photo below are my original  70s ones but there is no date on the pack any ideas, other bikes in the old pack are
 yam TX750
Kwak Z1
Kwak H2
Yam RD 125
Honda CB 250G
Honda CB 350-4
Honda CB 750
Suzuki GT 550
Honda CB 500   
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Skippernick on 20 December 2014, 09:20:53 am
work this one out


nick


Proposing...........to Wales.


Nick are you doing pilates on the verge, don't think it will catch on.
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: red98 on 20 December 2014, 10:05:26 am
So.....whats nick taking a picture of.............yet another piccie of the love of his life, that yellow thou thats had its picture taken on most of the roads in welsh wales, including one using a hidden camera   :pokefun.......or.....the other love in his life .........the other welsh loving thou rider, many a mile shared together and the odd roadside treat....... :lol
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: YamFazFan on 20 December 2014, 02:02:03 pm
When I was a kid in the mid- late 70s I had a motorbike top trumps game. Fast forward to 2001 and I actually own a bike that features in the top trumps game. The cards at the bottom of the photo below are my original  70s ones but there is no date on the pack any ideas, other bikes in the old pack are
 yam TX750
Kwak Z1
Kwak H2
Yam RD 125
Honda CB 250G
Honda CB 350-4
Honda CB 750
Suzuki GT 550
Honda CB 500


I'd guess the pack is 1974.Reasoning being the RD250 has replaced the YDS7,but the H2 is still available ;)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 20 December 2014, 02:34:34 pm
So.....whats nick taking a picture of.............yet another piccie of the love of his life, that yellow thou thats had its picture taken on most of the roads in welsh wales, including one using a hidden camera   :pokefun .......or.....the other love in his life .........the other welsh loving thou rider, many a mile shared together and the odd roadside treat....... :lol




Slimwilly = Fat tonuge   :lol :lol :lol :lol


umm, i love ice cream







Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 20 December 2014, 04:25:35 pm
What made this old lady laugh ?




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red1


Yes, it was when he explained to her that it is "this long on a good night"  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 20 December 2014, 04:30:35 pm
So.....whats nick taking a picture of.............yet another piccie of the love of his life, that yellow thou thats had its picture taken on most of the roads in welsh wales, including one using a hidden camera   :pokefun .......or.....the other love in his life .........the other welsh loving thou rider, many a mile shared together and the odd roadside treat....... :lol




Slimwilly = Fat tonuge   :lol :lol :lol :lol


umm, i love ice cream


Right, ya bastids!


What was I taking a pic of?
Two other Foccers who climbed to the top of a tiny little hillock and collapsed close to death at the top  ;)   :lol
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: red98 on 20 December 2014, 05:15:20 pm
Oi........dont call me a bastid... >:.............you bastid... :lol.......no, not two mr crisp, just the one fat foccer collapsed.... :pokefun
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: red98 on 20 December 2014, 05:20:36 pm





























red1


Yes, it was when he explained to her that it is "this long all night"    :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 20 December 2014, 06:06:35 pm
Haha :lol




Photo shopped,,like your passport photo
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 20 December 2014, 06:10:37 pm
We have "Nick the Space Boy " pic too


Nick Hill top
Nick Hill top
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Exupnut on 20 December 2014, 06:42:16 pm






























red1


Yes, it was when he explained to her that it is "this long all night"    :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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I remember that day.... Good ride.... Probably one of the only ridouts we had when Christo didn't crash lol ....I think granny was after a ride but not on the bike....you old Shylock Red....
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slappy on 20 December 2014, 06:51:59 pm
When I was a kid in the mid- late 70s I had a motorbike top trumps game. Fast forward to 2001 and I actually own a bike that features in the top trumps game. The cards at the bottom of the photo below are my original  70s ones but there is no date on the pack any ideas, other bikes in the old pack are
 yam TX750
Kwak Z1
Kwak H2
Yam RD 125
Honda CB 250G
Honda CB 350-4



Definitely 1974, that RD250 is the first bike I ever bought.
Honda CB 750
Suzuki GT 550
Honda CB 500


I'd guess the pack is 1974.Reasoning being the RD250 has replaced the YDS7,but the H2 is still available ;)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 20 December 2014, 07:41:53 pm


I remember that day.... Good ride.... Probably one of the only ridouts we had when Christo didn't crash lol ....I think granny was after a ride but not on the bike....you old Shylock Red....


Jeez, you're more senile than he is; you didn't didn't even do that ride!
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Exupnut on 20 December 2014, 07:54:47 pm
R u sayin I got red's granny's mixed up?? Fuk me if e ain't a dark oarse...I remember a square we were all parked up on avin some nose bag and he was accosted by A fellow female nonagenarian who wanted to ride his "steed" ...... Hope I can pull @ 90+...oh well...it must be the....
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Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Exupnut on 20 December 2014, 07:57:35 pm
Ps.... Answer ur foccin fone douchbag....I just tried to call
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: red98 on 20 December 2014, 08:18:15 pm
LOL.....mrs red got phone tonight, hers has died......try phoning again and see if the old exupnut charm still works........
You might have more luck than me   :lol
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Dead Eye on 20 December 2014, 08:27:16 pm


I remember that day.... Good ride.... Probably one of the only ridouts we had when Christo didn't crash lol ....I think granny was after a ride but not on the bike....you old Shylock Red....


Jeez, you're more senile than he is; you didn't didn't even do that ride!


Nor did Christo, so at least he part of it right...

I still miss not having a pasty when we were there :P
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: red98 on 20 December 2014, 08:45:00 pm
Cheeky foccers.....I aint senile......and another thing, I aint senile either    :lol.....thats my chippenham lady......nutty pete, I think your thinking of my rye lady.....and then there was the foursome at portsmouth.....been a busy year...  ;)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 21 December 2014, 04:32:38 pm





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Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: mickvp on 24 December 2014, 07:16:42 pm
Well.. It does say whatever, so I'll stick this in here:

I got caught speeding in the cage last Thursday...48 In a 30 according to the rozzers gun :o

In a totally foreign part of glasgow I had never been. Dual carriageway which I (wrongly) assumed was a NSL. Luckily I was slowing for lights or I fear the reading could have been higher.

Offered 100 pound fine and 3 points... Straight to the court to pay it, where the court officer tells me the rozzer has made a mistake on the form, and that it is now void...

Just got my letter through today from police scotland to confirm this. A lucky escape for me, merry foccin Christmas :)
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: slimwilly on 24 December 2014, 07:19:37 pm
Him upstairs is watching over you,,merry christmas
Title: Re: Whatever
Post by: mickvp on 24 December 2014, 07:28:42 pm
Indeed. Biker rozzer that caught me as well, nice guy. I told him I had a fazer... Maybe that made him make the mistake on purpose :lol