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If you are going to support the bike on a hydraulic floor jack, make damn sure that it actually works and doesn't drop your bike on the floor after a few unattended hours....
Dont fart and cough at the same time.. same goes with farting and sneezing..
Quote from: budgiemurray on 28 February 2014, 10:04:44 amDont fart and cough at the same time.. same goes with farting and sneezing..Taking it up to the next level, don't sneeze whilst your having a dump!It exits like a Scud missile
Is that why ewan/charlie wannabees go everywhere standing up? Regular uncontrollable flatulence?
2) the nut that turns up right in the middle of your garage that you dropped two weeks ago and spent 2 hours looking for during a half hour job
Quote2) the nut that turns up right in the middle of your garage that you dropped two weeks ago and spent 2 hours looking for during a half hour job I swear to god there are some kind of "nut fairies" that hide it and are pissing themselves watching as you look for it
Quote from: fazersharp on 28 February 2014, 12:53:55 pmQuote2) the nut that turns up right in the middle of your garage that you dropped two weeks ago and spent 2 hours looking for during a half hour job I swear to god there are some kind of "nut fairies" that hide it and are pissing themselves watching as you look for itAgreed and I swear every time I hear or see it go in one direction, it ends up re-appearing somewhere completely different... drop it in the garage, find it behind the TV in the living room... of a friends house... in a different city