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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« on: 26 February 2018, 09:09:46 pm »
The grass has been growing because of all the wet mild weather in the SW this winter. Besides, before that, the last mowing was October 2017.
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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"« on: 26 February 2018, 09:09:46 pm »
The grass has been growing because of all the wet mild weather in the SW this winter. Besides, before that, the last mowing was October 2017.
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General / Re: Just a joke« on: 26 February 2018, 09:03:29 pm »
Paddy is suffering from constipation so he sees his doctor.
The doctor gives him a suppository and tells him to put it in his back passage. A week later Paddy goes back to the doctor who asked him if he has followed his instructions. Paddy replies, "I don’t have a back passage in my house so I put it in the hall, but I might as well have stuck it up my arse for all the good it did." 3
General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"« on: 26 February 2018, 07:43:09 pm »
Today has been one of those days when everything turned to dust.
One of the incidents was when I tried to mow the lawn. The mower fired up but the whole cord came away in my hand. But I did manage to mow the lawn in one go by keeping my hand on the throttle bar. It was a bit bit difficult around the twiddly bits but I made it. So I strip the mower only to find that the starter mechanism is held on by four incredibly small hex bolts which none of my allen keys would fit. What an idiotic design I thought. Anyway, after a day of further disasters I got home and checked YouTube on how to change lawnmower pull cords. It turns out the allen bolts are just rivets and it is necessary to remove a whole load of cowling, fuel tank, dipstick housing, and throttle cable support to get to the pull start mechanism. What an idiotic design I thought. The original B&S pull cord lasted years but an aftermarket pull cord put on by a mower service shop only lasted three years and looked more like one of the Mrs pajama pull cords. So on to Google- just the job B&S pull cord £4 but what is this PP £12.50 P/P (it came from the US) Similar thing from Amazon but they only wanted around £3 P/P After further searching, at last a company with the genuine cord for £4 and their T&Cs say free postage for orders under 25kg weight- at last. I hit the buy button and was presented with a bill. Sure enough no postage so I hit the pay button. Then I was asked to log in or register. Reluctantly, I registered: name, address, mobile phone number, do you want to buy an eastern child bride for £20 deposit, would you like special delivery, would you like to take out insurance on the product... and on and on. Finally I got back to the buy button. Would you believe it: now the bill had £7 P/P. So that's what pees me off- companies that don't show P/P up front. 4
General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"« on: 26 February 2018, 07:42:19 pm »
Yeah, that's right.
Some retailers have clip on the till where they put your note until they have given you the change, which I think is a great idea. 5
General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"« on: 26 February 2018, 06:57:22 pm »
Now that is a good idea
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General / Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"« on: 26 February 2018, 10:23:34 am »Why is it that when small shops short-change you it's always in their favour?. Yeah, that gets me too. Unfortunately it is endemic even in big organisations. Sometimes it's a genuine error and other times it is intentional, and as you say, it is odd that the error is always in their favour. A really blatant case for me was last year at a bike meet. In a well know coffee chain the girl tried to give change for a £10 note rather than a £20 note. It is best if you can pay with the exact value, but that means carrying around a load of notes and change, or pay by card. Of course, when you have had a few pints of Butcombe it is not so easy to keep a check on things. 7
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Oil change prior to spring« on: 26 February 2018, 07:51:12 am »Whether these are real or painted they still look foccing awful 😣😣 Seems like they are real http://www.motorbikestoday.com/features/Articles/tomahawk_coloured_tyres.htm http://ridemonkey.bikemag.com/threads/c-o-l-o-r-s-tomahawk-tires-moto.168553/ The royal blue looks cool: 8
The Laboratory ! / Re: how to & test« on: 25 February 2018, 04:15:15 pm »
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The Laboratory ! / Re: stet test & how to« on: 25 February 2018, 03:23:37 pm »
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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?« on: 25 February 2018, 12:09:57 pm »... Pergeot Carbolite racing bike ... I have the same make car and can never spell it either. 12
The Laboratory ! / Re: stet test & how to« on: 25 February 2018, 10:56:11 am »
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The Laboratory ! / Re: stet test« on: 25 February 2018, 10:52:24 am »
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The Laboratory ! / Re: stet test« on: 25 February 2018, 09:35:50 am »
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FZS600 Fazer / Re: True colours shining through, True colours that's why I love you.« on: 24 February 2018, 07:54:53 am »
Yes: very nice job. Obviously the work of a perfectionist.
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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Oil change prior to spring« on: 23 February 2018, 03:33:12 am »
Oil is so critical to the functioning of your engine, gearbox, and clutch, especially in a highly stressed, high-speed, precision modern motorcycle, so always get the best oil and change it as often as is practical. This means fully synthetic, and I would not like to prove this, but Mobile One. Just my two pence worth.
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For Sale & Wanted / Re: WANTED: EXUP Valve Gen 1 FZS1000« on: 21 February 2018, 06:46:55 pm »
Good idea: best not to rush the job. 18
For Sale & Wanted / Re: WANTED: EXUP Valve Gen 1 FZS1000« on: 21 February 2018, 06:39:31 pm »UPDATE: No longer needed, R1 donor EXUP has rescued me! 🙌🏻 Good news. Even if you managed to free up the original EXUP valve, there is a chance that there would be a lot of play in the bearing by the time it is all cleaned up. 20
For Sale & Wanted / Re: WANTED: EXUP Valve Gen 1 FZS1000« on: 20 February 2018, 08:40:02 pm »So looks like my EXUP valve is completely seized solid in the housing so I'm looking to get hold of another one, preferably that actually comes apart! Thanks Just wondering: have you tried freeing up your existing EXUP assembly? Heat it up and stick it in some penetrating fluid: WD40, paraffin + oil, diesel, etc. Might take a while but with a bit of persistence you may get it free. In case it's any help, here is a link to a FSZ1000 EXUP strip-down and service: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/fazer1000/exup-valve-maintenance-t1524.html If you do manage to get it apart, remember to check the EXUP valve for straightness. If you need to straighten the EXUP valve, be careful, they can be brittle. 21
General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?« on: 19 February 2018, 07:32:34 pm »Finally got my girl back last week after she was pushed over and damaged down the right hand side so today has been filled with wash and a full treatment of acf 50....she looks mint! Thanks: I now remember your previous posts on the subject! 22
Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: LED replacement bulbs for FZS1000« on: 18 February 2018, 11:03:25 pm »Mine are still going strong, so I'm trying to get a set of H7 for my bandit. Amazon UK have H7, H4, etc. https://www.amazon.co.uk/LED-Car-Headlight-Bulbs-Kit/dp/B01HXEYCP4/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_pl_foot_top?ie=UTF8&th=1 23
General / Re: Earthquake SW England & S Wales« on: 18 February 2018, 07:44:14 am »
If I caught your drift, no there is no danger of that kind of earthquake these days
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General / Re: Earthquake SW England & S Wales« on: 17 February 2018, 11:31:45 pm »
Mrs stet & I were sitting on the settee: there was a thud and the whole house seemed to move about three inches. At first we thought it was caused by the next-door neighbours who have been been making a racket all day moving house. Then we thought the washing machine had thrown a rod (it's been making some alarming noises for some time) and it was only thirty minutes later we learned about the earthquake.
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