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General => General => Topic started by: agricola on 10 November 2022, 08:38:29 pm

Title: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: agricola on 10 November 2022, 08:38:29 pm
Generous, romantic chap that I am, took the wife out for lunch today, to CMC motorcycles Clay Cross (had to pick up a part). Conversation went:


"Are you looking at the bikes while you're here?"
"Nope, cant afford another one"
"If you want another, then just get one, you're 71 next month and you cant take it with you".


I almost choked on the bacon cob.
Title: Re: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: Grahamm on 11 November 2022, 12:00:51 am
Are you sure your wife hasn't been replaced by a doppelganger?!  :eek
Title: Re: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: agricola on 11 November 2022, 03:45:10 pm
or slipped into an alternate universe. I've learned through 42 years of marriage to be wary of such statements
Title: Re: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: Dudeofrude on 11 November 2022, 04:29:46 pm
Has she by chance recently renewed the life insurance? 🤣
Title: Re: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: BBROWN1664 on 11 November 2022, 06:10:24 pm
Generous, romantic chap that I am, took the wife out for lunch today, to CMC motorcycles Clay Cross (had to pick up a part). Conversation went:


"Are you looking at the bikes while you're here?"
"Nope, cant afford another one"
"If you want another, then just get one, you're 71 next month and you cant take it with you".


I almost choked on the bacon cob.

She obviously wants to spend a chunk of money on something  you may not agree with but would lose the fight if you had just bought a new toy.
Title: Re: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: midden on 12 November 2022, 06:23:05 am
Don't question why just buy and take any flack later. Just make sure it's a worthy purchase
Title: Re: Nearly fell off my stool
Post by: agricola on 12 November 2022, 04:20:26 pm
Don't question why just buy and take any flack later. Just make sure it's a worthy purchase


Fools rush in ..........