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I am drunk
« on: 13 April 2014, 01:06:32 am »
I am pissed off my tits.

Spent a nice evening with Andy, the landlord, went down the pub. Met several interesting people. I am now drunk (as I said), and in that happy sort of fuzzy state. What better time to embarrass myself by posting up here, eh?

I love you all!! Fuck that, not that drunk enough yet!  :b :lol

Been a good day in general though. Nice long sleep in, followed by seeing a friend I've not seen in 3yrs, then a lamb roast followed by the piss up. I am about to pass out happy, and wake up with a splitting headache!!  :rollin :rollin I don't give a shit (now), today was bloody worth it.

Ride safe, and watch out for mercs!!

Merv the Swerve, who was swerving a lot on his way home!  :b
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #1 on: 13 April 2014, 06:45:09 am »
And this morning you wake up to find a shitload of ebay purchases on their way if you're anything like me.  :D
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #2 on: 13 April 2014, 07:17:41 am »
Nah, went straight to bed.

Feel a bit rough today though! :lol
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #3 on: 13 April 2014, 07:20:16 am »
Quote from: mr self destruct on 13 April 2014, 06:45:09 am
And this morning you wake up to find a shitload of ebay purchases on their way if you're anything like me.  :D

Speedboat? I don't remember buying a speedboat :lol
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #4 on: 13 April 2014, 08:43:48 am »
Last time me and the wife did drunk ebay we ended up buying a dining room table and chairs from Blackpool......we live in Kent!!  :lol


9 1/2 hour journey up there to collect them!!!  5 1/4 coming back, was a long day.
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #5 on: 13 April 2014, 09:59:47 am »
My last drunk ebay purchase was a 1" drive torque multiplier for changing wheels on HGVs and Belinda Carlisle's greatest hits CD.


I like Motorcycles and Nine Inch Nails. Go figure.  :\
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #6 on: 13 April 2014, 10:41:18 am »





Glad i dont drink




Or i woulda been rat arsed last night
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I am drunk
« Reply #7 on: 13 April 2014, 01:48:27 pm »
Why bugger a rat when u got a perfectly good mrs ? Is that normal for a ferengi ?
« Last Edit: 13 April 2014, 01:49:43 pm by Exupnut »
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #8 on: 13 April 2014, 07:10:07 pm »
This thread is useless without pics...  :b

I'm T total so never had a drunk ebay experience... hasn't stopped me buying lots of crap off there though...

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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #9 on: 13 April 2014, 08:45:04 pm »
My last pissed up ebay purchase was. My Fazer...  :eek 8) 
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #10 on: 14 April 2014, 01:03:21 am »



I could be pished..........again! :b
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #11 on: 14 April 2014, 01:04:47 am »
Drinking and sheep shagging. Well, if there's nowt else to do in Wales... :P :lol
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #12 on: 14 April 2014, 10:55:25 am »
Quote from: ChristoT on 13 April 2014, 07:17:41 am
Nah, went straight to bed.

Feel a bit rough today though! :lol
not surprising since you were with the landlord
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #13 on: 14 April 2014, 11:40:32 am »
I take it he was chasing you round the room shouting ooohhhhh Miss Jones :lol
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Re: I am drunk
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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #15 on: 14 April 2014, 06:08:24 pm »
Not at all!

We spent most of the evening eyeing up the local talent (or lack thereof, sadly  :'( ) before retuning to our respective rooms and passing out.


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Re: I am drunk
« Reply #16 on: 14 April 2014, 06:26:37 pm »
Local talent  :biker
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Re: I am drunk
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