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Messages - Dave G

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General / Re: RIP Marchride Aka Tim
« on: 06 January 2014, 12:19:10 am »
RIP mate.

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General / Re: Just picked up
« on: 24 March 2013, 10:15:20 pm »
Your arse tightened up?? Fuck off! Ya can't tighten 30 stone of blubber!

Anyway, nice bike mate! Real clean genuine one too. Great engine. Triumph is the way forward. Proper happy with mine!

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Messages for Users / Re: Ug
« on: 19 March 2012, 08:42:42 pm »
Most women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with flowers, cooked breakfast in bed and 20 minutes of amazing oral sex. But, oh no, not my sister.

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Messages for Users / Re: Ug
« on: 19 March 2012, 07:42:57 pm »
Bitching??? Week after getting titanium plates and bone graft in me shoulder, an I'm wheelying the fuck outta my Fireblade... Wanna fight? I'll take you, an your brother/son.. Who happens to be the same fucking person......!

Got more than 152 today as well............


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Messages for Users / Re: Ug
« on: 19 March 2012, 07:06:12 pm »
Did an IQ test once... Got 152! Means fuck all though, when ya a lucky cunt like me.... Wife still shagged the neighbour an left me. Still got driven over by a fukkin Astra an broke every bastard bone in me body. And still got a fat ginger twat as my only friend in the world.......

I'm off for a wank over some Cheeky Girl videos.

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For Sale & Wanted / Re: Rear Shock '98
« on: 19 March 2012, 06:24:05 pm »
Ooooo talk dirty to me some more! See if I can shoot my load right over this monitor!!!!!!

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Messages for Users / Re: Ug
« on: 19 March 2012, 01:54:37 pm »
Been fecking hectic, what with work and stuff. 


Fuck off! You've never even seen busy and hectic ya fat cunt!!!!!!!!!!

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For Sale & Wanted / Re: Rear Shock '98
« on: 19 March 2012, 01:47:59 pm »
Don't think the mileage makes much difference... Have you sat on it ya fat cunt???????

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General / Re: Real men
« on: 25 October 2011, 12:23:29 am »
1,2 and 3 no problem. Number 4 depends if she's hot.

Fucked if I'd change a wheel for a fatty!

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General / Re: What a Dad
« on: 14 October 2011, 01:42:09 am »
Pah, was doing this ten years ago...




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General / Re: My first solo photoshoot
« on: 14 October 2011, 01:32:28 am »
Should of rang me Tori, am a sucker for sparkly make up! Would of preferred that to the deer pics... ;)

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Ohlins shock for sale
« on: 05 October 2011, 09:19:30 pm »
I were 15 stone when I bought it, and occasionally took pillion. Think K-tech set it for that, they did ask me details.
Not much over 12 now, an shock copes fine with or without pillion. Got decent range of adjustment.

An thanks Ghostbiker.

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Ohlins shock for sale
« on: 05 October 2011, 06:01:01 pm »
Beg, borrow an steal! I need the cash ;) Loads of other shiny bit being listed, bodywork, rearsets, gytr bar lowerers, tank cover, genuine rack, wheels, and lots more!

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Ohlins shock for sale
« on: 05 October 2011, 04:32:21 pm »
Fazer 1000 ohlins shock

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260866891024#ht_500wt_1415

am listing whole bunch of lovely fazer parts over next day or so, check my other items.

Dave

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For Sale & Wanted / Fazer 1000 ohlins shock
« on: 05 October 2011, 04:26:13 pm »
Fazer 1000 ohlins shock

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260866891024#ht_500wt_1415

am listing whole bunch of lovely fazer parts over next day or so, check my other items.

Dave

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General / Re: HELP
« on: 04 October 2011, 11:46:00 pm »
I've got one, in absolutely perfect condition, will be sticking it on ebay tomorrow, along with a bunch of other stuff.
Unless you wanna make reasonable offer on it? Am at Sleaford, Lincolnshire if that helps?

Dave

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General / Re: landing gear on a fazer
« on: 04 October 2011, 01:01:09 am »
Omfg! Think, if I had set of these, I'd rather they fail me at at 5mph, an I drop off at standstill. Than having the fuckers risk deploying mid bend at 90, catapulting me into the oncoming! Believe me, that shit stings a bit!

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Introduction / Re: Not Many Girls Around Here :/
« on: 03 October 2011, 03:39:18 pm »
Expect a lot more girls to sign up now I got my sig pic working!

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General / Re: landing gear on a fazer
« on: 30 September 2011, 12:42:12 am »
Been on a few Foc-u rideouts, an it be good idea to have them deploy on approach to every bend judging by some of sights I've seen... ;)

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General / Re: What on earth is on the forum banner?
« on: 28 September 2011, 07:32:40 pm »
Pretty damn good considering the damage thanks BM. Easy to ignore the pain, should of been dead, or paralysed really, so do count me blessings.. Even been pottering around on the new one.

Be glad to get back to work, 2 months off has been boring, an not too good for the bank balance...

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Introduction / Re: Got drunk - bought a Fazer off eBay.
« on: 28 September 2011, 05:45:00 pm »
there's worse things you could buy. at least you can admit this one to your mates

Not if it's a gold one...

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General / Re: What on earth is on the forum banner?
« on: 28 September 2011, 12:38:00 am »
My headlight an half the fairing is still residing in Bambi's box, seemed like a fair swap...

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General / Re: Custom titles, post counts and join dates
« on: 28 September 2011, 12:28:17 am »
Noticed mines about a year out too, but that prolly coz of the amount of times I been banned...

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Nose cone removal / Streetfightering..
« on: 27 September 2011, 10:30:40 pm »
Oh, and Suzuki SV650 headlight brackets make a real neat job of things too.. Shortening an tidying the loom is straightforward, bracket for the rec/reg is simple, an used an 8" round headlight on mine. Bike looked good imo, an was fun, well worth doing. Anything else just shout..

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / Re: Nose cone removal / Streetfightering..
« on: 27 September 2011, 10:21:58 pm »
Here should be a pic, if I've got this new forum worked out...


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