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General => General => Topic started by: chaz on 08 February 2016, 11:00:48 pm

Title: goodbye?
Post by: chaz on 08 February 2016, 11:00:48 pm
well I may be leaving this fantastic site, just got to see what is left of my Fz6?
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: noggythenog on 08 February 2016, 11:07:56 pm
WTF mate.....for a second i thought youd confirmed you were actually dead & were somehow communicating via the fazer afterlife.....then i seen the big bandage and thought theres no way the nhs would waste that much bandage.


Forget the fazer at least you are still able to login.


Get joining the "whatever else you got" thread.........after a bit o sleep of course......after some orimorph
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: chaz on 08 February 2016, 11:15:50 pm
.then i seen the big bandage and thought theres no way the nhs would waste that much bandage.
all that for a broken little finger and nothing for the fractured shoulder blade   (lucky to not damage the joint)
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: fazersharp on 08 February 2016, 11:18:47 pm
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Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: noggythenog on 08 February 2016, 11:23:33 pm
All those plug sockets behind you and you cant rotate to use them :b


Little sticky plaster for the shoulder & youll be fine no worries jobs a good'ne.


Its all about self empowerement these days..stick you in a bed until you basically google yourself better using smuggled hospital canteen goods & other patients unmentionables. :lol


Bet you're glad i seen this thread eh chaz?
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: hotmetal on 09 February 2016, 12:17:42 am
Typical. You end up in hospital and *then* the lights turn green. Get well soon man.
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: joebloggs on 09 February 2016, 10:05:37 am
Tis just a flesh wound

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjEcj8KpuJw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjEcj8KpuJw)
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: Freck on 09 February 2016, 11:42:05 am
Good luck with the recovery mate, I went through it last year (still going through rehabilitation  :rolleyes )
You can always get another Fazer, at least you're still with us.  :)


Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: fazersharp on 09 February 2016, 12:40:29 pm
Some focer has stolen your hair when you were unconscious
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: hotmetal on 09 February 2016, 02:19:51 pm
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I had to look twice to see what you did there! Like it!
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Post by: bri h on 09 February 2016, 02:41:43 pm
get well soon mate.
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: fazersharp on 09 February 2016, 05:51:02 pm
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I had to look twice to see what you did there! Like it!

 :thumbup
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Post by: Phil on 09 February 2016, 06:56:24 pm
Wishing a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: downey on 09 February 2016, 07:14:09 pm
Some focer has stolen your hair when you were unconscious
:rollin :rollin :rollin
sorry to hear that,,gws man
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: chaz on 10 February 2016, 04:41:26 am
Some focer has stolen your hair when you were unconscious
think they cut my hair of in the ambulance, they cut everything else off bar my boots and underpants one of them had just got some new shears and was saying they would slice through anything?????????
Anyway starting to feel a bit better but still sleeping sitting up and for only an hour at a time but getting there, now where's the key to my other bike..........
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: hotmetal on 10 February 2016, 06:42:43 pm
That's the spirit! Glad you avoided the SuperCircumsizers (tm) - ya don't want them anywhere near yer trollies do you?
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Post by: chaz on 10 February 2016, 07:06:57 pm
I feel sick................how have the forkes bent wrong way?
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Post by: Skippernick on 10 February 2016, 08:04:37 pm
That looks like a seen form terminator.
what hit you?
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: chaz on 10 February 2016, 08:44:50 pm
That looks like a seen form terminator.
what hit you?
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was on left hand bend doing around 50mph road was damp in places next thing  I had parted from the bike but I think both me and the bike were sommersalting down the road into oncomming traffic, Ive been told that a 4x4 managed to avoid me but the car behind didn't although it was nearly stationary when I hit it, I think I went into it backwards and thats what broke my shoulder blade.
the road was covered in diesel even though I had slid 50 to 70 feet. My daughter said that my riding gear or what was left of them reaked of diesel, I could smell it and thought that it looked like either blood and diesel or red diesel on the road, maybe the person who spilt it will come forward? I won't hold my breath not that I can with cracked ribs, lol.
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: downey on 10 February 2016, 09:38:42 pm
crikey  :eek ,,nothin worse than feckin diesel on the road ,,lucky boy gws
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Post by: chris.biker on 10 February 2016, 10:21:56 pm
I know Diesel has got cheaper! but i to throw it around like cheap aftershave is not funny. I hope you have the swiftest of recoveries and get back to biking soon.
 
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: nickodemon on 10 February 2016, 11:33:08 pm
Good luck with the recovery. The forks may have spun in the yokes or if the bike was somersaulting it has landed hard on the front wheel just on the engine side of the wheel when making impact and folded outwards.  :eek
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: Grahamm on 11 February 2016, 04:13:36 pm
That's a bugger :(

Best wishes for a quick and full recovery!
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Post by: Nath on 11 February 2016, 05:26:44 pm
Not good at all. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: Robbie8666 on 16 February 2016, 11:48:43 am
speedy recovery!
 
& you don't have to leave the forum! we're still a friendly bunch that can have banter even after our Fazers have gone!
 
(It's a lot friendlier on here than on the CBF forum!!)
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: fazerscotty on 16 February 2016, 07:40:12 pm
speedy recovery!
 
& you don't have to leave the forum! we're still a friendly bunch that can have banter even after our Fazers have gone!
 
(It's a lot friendlier on here than on the CBF forum!!)

And I thought you met the nicest people on a Honda  :rollin :rollin :rollin
(At least that what they said on all the sales posters in the late 70's)
Title: Re: goodbye?
Post by: chaz on 18 February 2016, 10:27:41 pm
a bit more info, the car was a Honda Jazz, if the bike didn't hit it then I must have hit it very hard to fire the airbags.

 the next thing I remember was hitting the road, most of the damage to helmet is on the visor so was face down at some time, I was thinking I would stop sliding soon, which I did with a massive impact to my back, I had hit the car comming the other way, which is when I think I broke my shoulder blade, I spoke to the driver of this car today and she said it happened so fast all she remembers was braking hard, the ABS was operating then all the air bags and seatbelt tensioners fired and her car was full of smoke.