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Title: Usernames.
Post by: mr self destruct on 03 September 2013, 07:06:10 pm
Why is yours what it is?


Some of you have fairly straightforward names, yet some are a bit more cryptic, especially some of the new members.


I chose mine for two reasons: It happens to be a favourite song of mine, but it's also because of my history of writing off/crashing/blowing up/breaking down any vehicle I touch.
To give you an idea, I've been driving 22 years, riding 3 months and my Fazer is the 62nd vehicle to pass through my hands.  ;)


So come on, what are your stories?












And yes, I'm at work and seriously this bored.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: noggythenog on 03 September 2013, 07:21:20 pm
Ha ha nice one self destruct.


Well then....noggythenog....basically im one ugly mofo & when i was a kid there was this young chracter on star trek deep space 9 called nog, he was a Ferengi,it was on at tea time & my dad started calling me Nog & it just stuck, he still calls me it!....& he declared himself the grand Nagus, the ruler of all the Ferengi.


Random as foc i know! :lol


Here's Nog, me!
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Punkstig on 03 September 2013, 07:24:11 pm
<----- think mines obvious!
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Kosmic Kartman on 03 September 2013, 07:59:06 pm
<----- think mines obvious!

 :lol

<------ Same here. Though I've also been refered to as the Flying Canary on the odd occasion within karting circles.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Dead Eye on 03 September 2013, 08:14:52 pm
Mine was after trying to think of an alias when I was like 11... ended up "borrowing" the name from Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries and as all 11 year olds tend to play shooting games etc etc I tend to favour Sniper Rifles and so the route meaning of "Dead Eye" can be associated with accuracy and precision...

Long story short, I was like 11 or 12 when I chose it and I've been using it since. Can't be bothered to think of another one ;)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Fazerider on 03 September 2013, 08:17:30 pm
<--- Tragic lack of imagination. :o
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: simonm on 03 September 2013, 08:18:06 pm
Mine was after trying to think of an alias when I was like 11... ended up "borrowing" the name from Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries and as all 11 year olds tend to play shooting games etc etc I tend to favour Sniper Rifles and so the route meaning of "Dead Eye" can be associated with accuracy and precision...

Long story short, I was like 11 or 12 when I chose it and I've been using it since. Can't be bothered to think of another one ;)



Snipers are all cowards  ;) .  I'd be a sniper.  Definitely.  [size=78%]http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110613112800AAxwBcL (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110613112800AAxwBcL)[/size]
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: simonm on 03 September 2013, 08:19:35 pm
<--- Tragic lack of imagination. :o

You ride Faze's ? ([size=78%]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/faze (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/faze)[/size])


 :rollin
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: rustyrider on 03 September 2013, 08:22:26 pm
After passing my bike test at the age of 16 in 1971, I stopped riding road bikes after about 3 years.  I did 3 seasons of Motocross in 78 to 81 and then had no contact with bikes until 9 years ago when a friend asked me if I could teach her to ride a bike.  As neither of us had one that would have been a bit difficult so I had a look for learner legal things and found they were damned expensive and gutless.  So I bought an old 600 Diversion that I found on eBay.  I taught her the basics on that and she then went off and did her DAS course.  I rode the Divi about a bit and scared myself to death just about every time I took it out.  Said friend suggested I contacted the place where she had done her DAS course as they also did what they called a Rusty Rider course for people returning to bikes after a long time away.  I booked myself on that course and we started by the instructor telling me to ride while he observed from behind.  When we stopped, he could barely stand for laughing!  His comment was that I knew how to ride a bike, knew the rules of the road but had been driving cars for so long that I couldn't do both at the same time.  I was, in his words, the man the course had been named after, the ultimate Rusty Rider.

After doing the one day course, my confidence came back, I learnt all about things like road positioning, counter-steering and numerous other tips.  After a very short time I was giving the Divi a big handful of throttle and finding myself thinking, c'mon then, get on with it.  So I bought the Fazer which is still faster than me so I think I'll be keeping it for quite some time (unless I follow all the other Mk1 600 riders who seem to be throwing them down the road with almost monotonous regularity).
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: simonm on 03 September 2013, 08:29:10 pm
<----- think mines obvious!
a punk ...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stig_of_the_Dump (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stig_of_the_Dump)  ??

only kiddin.  We all know it's from fifth gear ;)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: caretaker on 03 September 2013, 08:35:03 pm
i'm a caretaker. even tragic-er lack of imagination, although after reading noggy's tale i should be joe 90, or speccy twat or four eyes which were some of my names from school. i think you can get the picture!
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: darrsi on 03 September 2013, 08:42:43 pm
Unfortunately mine's even simpler still, when asked on signing up on here for a username i wasn't feeling too creative at the time so used the one they gave me at work, which just happens to be part first name and part surname combined.......very boring, but at least i can't forget it  :)


(the work one has changed so there's no security issues)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Skippernick on 03 September 2013, 08:44:33 pm
Well my name is Nick and i'm an alcohol......
oopss sorry got confused.
And i used to be a professional yacht skipper, therefore skippernick, simples.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: simonm on 03 September 2013, 08:49:05 pm
Well my name is Nick and i'm an alcohol......
oopss sorry got confused.
And i used to be a professional yacht skipper, therefore skippernick, simples.
That is awesome !
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: red98 on 03 September 2013, 08:53:53 pm
mmmmmmmm.tough one this  :lol :lol :lol .....iam old,i know iam old,i need something i can remember easily.my memory is very good.......just short,what was the question :lol
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: jon on 03 September 2013, 09:15:00 pm
Bet you can't guess mine
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: andydrz on 03 September 2013, 09:25:45 pm
I got fed up trying to find a user name that hadn't been used on ebay. I owned a DRZ 400 at the time so there you have it. Not many people own up to having a DRZ.......  :)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: thunderpantz on 03 September 2013, 09:28:54 pm
Ermmm   ;)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 05 September 2013, 12:18:29 am
Apologies to Big Blue Bear and his 6'3" frame of robustly built, potty mouthed Rangers fan and to the Father of Eve (evesdad) as I had to delete your posts to open the thread up again.
Hopefully this has sorted the problem, until I manage to break the site a whole lot more playing behind the scenes.
Again.
 :b :rollin
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Chris on 05 September 2013, 01:50:39 am
Well... My name is Chris... done.
 
The name I always used to use was "Chaos" or "captain chaos" after being obsessed with the cannonball run movies when I was younger and then I was usually "mumbles" (still use this one on some forums) because I often get accused of... mumbling, funnily enough.  :\
 
Chris
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Hedgetrimmer on 05 September 2013, 06:23:02 am
I'm a shoplifter. I specialise in potato products.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: simonm on 05 September 2013, 06:25:36 am
I'm a shoplifter. I specialise in potato products.
You comedy genius......or thieving scum   :D
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Chris on 05 September 2013, 06:44:22 am
I'm a shoplifter. I specialise in potato products.

 :rollin
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: slimwilly on 05 September 2013, 06:50:29 am
Ha ha nice one self destruct.


Well then....noggythenog....basically im one ugly mofo & when i was a kid there was this young chracter on star trek deep space 9 called nog, he was a Ferengi,it was on at tea time & my dad started calling me Nog & it just stuck, he still calls me it!....& he declared himself the grand Nagus, the ruler of all the Ferengi.


Random as foc i know! :lol 




Here's Nog, me!


Bloody good likeness i reckon :)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: slimwilly on 05 September 2013, 06:50:59 am
Well , me , well you know, :lol
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Lazarus on 05 September 2013, 07:07:17 am
used to play online (Counterstrike mostly) and at first didnt survive the rounds for very long - came back to life at the start of thenext round.

bit like the fella from the bible (not that he played Counterstrike mind)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: bigbluebear on 05 September 2013, 08:04:57 am
Apologies to Big Blue Bear and his 6'3" frame of robustly built, potty mouthed Rangers fan and to the Father of Eve (evesdad) as I had to delete your posts to open the thread up again.
Hopefully this has sorted the problem, until I manage to break the site a whole lot more playing behind the scenes.
Again.
 :b :rollin

Oi you ya tranny back door smasher botty basher........you are in a different league from me.....we'll be back :rolleyes :lol
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: DryRob on 05 September 2013, 08:10:09 am
I don't like getting wet
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: simonm on 05 September 2013, 08:14:57 am
I don't like getting wet
Do you have another username of WetRob just in case the worst happens and you get soaked ?
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: MarchRide on 05 September 2013, 08:15:39 am
I bought a Fazer 600 back in 2002 or 3, can't remember, so long ago, from Flitwick Motorcycles. A couple of weeks prior to me buying it they'd lent it to Ride magazine for a feature and it was on the front cover of the March issue. A couple of weeks later I found this place.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: mr self destruct on 05 September 2013, 08:17:20 am
Bet you can't guess mine

Jon would have been my first choice but you beat me to it.  ;)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: richfzs on 05 September 2013, 08:19:18 am
<–––tragic lack of imagination..... See, I can't even think of a new way of saying it!
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Enceladus on 05 September 2013, 09:34:51 am
mine is because i'm also into astronomy and enceladus is a moon of saturn that "could" contain life (jim, but not as we know it).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enceladus_%28moon%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enceladus_%28moon%29)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Dead Eye on 05 September 2013, 09:51:52 am
mine is because i'm also into astronomy and enceladus is a moon of saturn that "could" contain life (jim, but not as we know it).
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enceladus_%28moon%29[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enceladus_%28moon%29[/url])


Love the Star Trek reference ^^
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Aegis Bearing Mel on 05 September 2013, 10:21:42 am
Combination of my last name and my tattoo, I'm Mel and I bear the Aegis.
Bare too more often than not...

Must admit I preferred the anagram of it Gingernutz came up with, Imagine Beer Slag, fitted SOOOOO well.
:thumbup
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Ben Diesel on 05 September 2013, 11:44:37 am
A beautiful sunny morning in August 2001.


"Cracking day for a ride. Here comes my favourite bend... oh-oh - DIESEL!"


Crash.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Yamazer-92 on 05 September 2013, 03:38:38 pm
I'm another imagination lacker, so I just shoved Yamaha Fazer together and whacked on my date of birth at the end. Although if you pretend to say it in an angry Japanese accent it sounds much cooler - YAMEYZAAAAAA  :lol  Nice to know there's another Rangers fan on here too by the way!
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: evesdad on 05 September 2013, 07:22:09 pm
Apologies to Big Blue Bear and his 6'3" frame of robustly built, potty mouthed Rangers fan and to the Father of Eve (evesdad) as I had to delete your posts to open the thread up again.
Hopefully this has sorted the problem, until I manage to break the site a whole lot more playing behind the scenes.
Again.
 :b :rollin



Cheers I'll go back to to the photobucket route and hope i don't bugger it up again


This is Eve
(http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m523/evesdad1/file-12.jpg) (http://s1130.photobucket.com/user/evesdad1/media/file-12.jpg.html)




and I'm her dad. She has grown up quite a bit since I joined here :lol
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Chillum on 05 September 2013, 08:35:02 pm
Hmm, not sure I should say, although it might be linked to my avatar I suppose :)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: erix2 on 05 September 2013, 09:50:26 pm
<--------
I wanted summat short and snappy.....bit like me in 2001 really  :lol
 
Eric  :eek 
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: bigralphie on 05 September 2013, 10:19:23 pm
Ralphie (from my surname) was my RAF nickname and I,m 6ft4  :lol
My friends from the neighborhood called me Rally only my family use my real name lol


Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: ChristoT on 05 September 2013, 10:38:27 pm
My name is Christo, and my surname begins with T!  :lol :lol :lol

Used the moniker on the Vara 125 forums, decided to keep it going.  :)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Chris on 05 September 2013, 10:43:33 pm
Is that a whole post without crying ChrstoT?? Glad you're recovering!

Chris
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: ChristoT on 05 September 2013, 11:10:38 pm
Is that a whole post without crying ChrstoT??

Don't tempt me...  ;)
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: JoeRock on 06 September 2013, 10:31:25 am
It's my name!
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: mr self destruct on 06 September 2013, 02:27:31 pm
Apologies to Big Blue Bear and his 6'3" frame of robustly built, potty mouthed Rangers fan and to the Father of Eve (evesdad) as I had to delete your posts to open the thread up again.
Hopefully this has sorted the problem, until I manage to break the site a whole lot more playing behind the scenes.
Again.
 :b :rollin



Cheers I'll go back to to the photobucket route and hope i don't bugger it up again


This is Eve
([url]http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m523/evesdad1/file-12.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s1130.photobucket.com/user/evesdad1/media/file-12.jpg.html[/url])




and I'm her dad. She has grown up quite a bit since I joined here :lol



What a cracking picture! Bet you were bursting with pride that day too.  :D
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Chris on 06 September 2013, 02:41:13 pm
Apologies to Big Blue Bear and his 6'3" frame of robustly built, potty mouthed Rangers fan and to the Father of Eve (evesdad) as I had to delete your posts to open the thread up again.
Hopefully this has sorted the problem, until I manage to break the site a whole lot more playing behind the scenes.
Again.
 :b :rollin



Cheers I'll go back to to the photobucket route and hope i don't bugger it up again


This is Eve
([url]http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m523/evesdad1/file-12.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s1130.photobucket.com/user/evesdad1/media/file-12.jpg.html[/url])




and I'm her dad. She has grown up quite a bit since I joined here :lol



What a cracking picture! Bet you were bursting with pride that day too.  :D


P.S. Any other pics??  :D
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: Slaninar on 06 September 2013, 03:28:01 pm
Tragical lack of imagination.
Slaninar = "Baconer", name for supporters of FC Vojvodina, Novi Sad.


(http://www.oglasi.com/slike/2012/10/577247-500x375.jpg)

On top it says: "God too is a baconer"  :)   Scarf from the league winning season of  '89.
Title: Re: Usernames.
Post by: mr self destruct on 06 September 2013, 05:02:11 pm
Tragical lack of imagination.
Slaninar = "Baconer", name for supporters of FC Vojvodina, Novi Sad.


([url]http://www.oglasi.com/slike/2012/10/577247-500x375.jpg[/url])

On top it says: "God too is a baconer"  :)   Scarf from the league winning season of  '89.



You have more imagination than some other here!  :lol