I don't get it :|
Quote from: Dead Eye on 16 October 2013, 08:15:12 pmI don't get it :|"STOP any time i like" he's drinking brake fluid
A 6' 5'' skinhead was giving me evil looks down the pub the other night, so I said to him, if you keep looking at me like that, you'll be spending the night in A & E. I'd like to see you fucking try, you little cunt, he said. So I stabbed his wife.
Quote from: nick crisp on 16 October 2013, 10:08:55 pmA 6' 5'' skinhead was giving me evil looks down the pub the other night, so I said to him, if you keep looking at me like that, you'll be spending the night in A & E. I'd like to see you fucking try, you little cunt, he said. So I stabbed his wife.....you wasnt there night after?....when he come back again with jump leads round his neck and a car battery under his fkn arm?...i fucked off incase he started something?
Some corkers here, but 113 posts in and no-ones mentioned this peach? It's St George's Day, and a Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman are in a pub when an Englishman bursts in and shouts "Drinks all round barman, we're having a toast! My son was born today, and being a true Englishman I've named him George!"Welshman turns and says "Congratulations! My lad was born on St David's Day and being A true Welshman I named him David."Scotsman says "Funny you should say that, my lad was born on St Andrew's Day and being A true Scot I named him Andrew."Irishman says "Bejeesus this is a coincidence! Wait 'til I get home and tell our Pancake!"
Why old fellas don't get hired Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness? Old fella: Honesty. Interviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness. Old fella: I don't give a shit what you think.