Couldn't believe what I witnessed today.
This couple started arguing in front of a crowd of children, full on screaming at each other until the lass smacked her husband round the head, a proper fight then broke out with no quarter given, the lass could obviously fight.
This copper barges in trying to stop the pair from killing each other, draws his baton only to loose it to the woman who then proceeds to beat her husband and the policeman with her newly found weapon.
I honestly didn't think it could get any worse but this crocodile then comes along and runs off with all the sausages
