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No yolk
« on: 15 April 2013, 12:25:16 AM »
Can someone please tell me the difference between an egg and a w@nk ?
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Re: No yolk
« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2013, 03:13:13 AM »
You can beat an egg.
a bird in the hand poops on the wrist

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Re: No yolk
« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2013, 04:52:31 AM »
Whats the difference between light and hard?
Smell ones mother. Yaas!

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Re: No yolk
« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2013, 07:17:22 AM »
You can turn a light off
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No yolk
« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2013, 07:30:37 AM »
You can beat an egg.
u cant beat a good wank.
« Last Edit: 15 April 2013, 07:32:27 AM by Exupnut »
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Re: No yolk
« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2013, 08:14:07 AM »
if you have yolk in a wank? time to get down the clinic

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Re: No yolk
« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2013, 09:36:37 AM »
You can turn a light off



You can fall asleep with a light on
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Re: No yolk
« Reply #7 on: 15 April 2013, 01:09:14 PM »
Who came first- the chicken or the egg?  :eek
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Re: No yolk
« Reply #8 on: 15 April 2013, 04:53:37 PM »
Obviously the egg as chickens are birds, birds evolved from dinosaurs and dinosaurs laid eggs.

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Re: No yolk
« Reply #9 on: 15 April 2013, 05:19:33 PM »
The cock came first when he layed the chicken

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Re: No yolk
« Reply #10 on: 15 April 2013, 05:25:12 PM »
Unless its a kfc chicken in which case its "cock" has been genetically removed.
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