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« Reply #200 on: 11 December 2019, 10:36:34 AM »

I doubt it when it goes electric, I'll just watch reruns of past races then. :lol



That's why YouTube was invented - wasn't it  ;)

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« Reply #201 on: 11 December 2019, 11:13:07 AM »





That's why YouTube was invented - wasn't it  ;)
 Very true. A smart tv it is then........more expense. :D

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« Reply #202 on: 12 December 2019, 08:43:04 PM »

Smart TV's are like Smart Motorways...………..




Useful if used correctly  :lol

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« Reply #203 on: 12 December 2019, 10:53:43 PM »

Smart TV's are like Smart Motorways...………..




Useful if used correctly  :lol
What.....like never breakdown in one. :eek

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« Reply #204 on: 16 December 2019, 04:08:07 PM »

Smart TV's are like Smart Motorways...………..




Useful if used correctly  :lol
What.....like never breakdown in one. :eek



Haha - never thought of it that way. But then again, when I'm driving, (or riding) I generally stay alert enough to recognise that the vehicle I'm driving (or riding) is still fit for purpose. I never understand how people can run out of fuel for instance!

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« Reply #205 on: 21 December 2019, 05:31:04 PM »
Maybe there should be a financial penalty or even points on your license for running out of fuel on a motorway, irrespective of it being a smart motorway.

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« Reply #206 on: 22 December 2019, 06:48:50 PM »
Maybe there should be a financial penalty or even points on your license for running out of fuel on a motorway, irrespective of it being a smart motorway.



I believe this is the case in Germany (please correct me if I'm wrong), but I'm also of the opinion that some people shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel, let alone on any motorway, smart or not  :lol

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« Reply #207 on: 22 December 2019, 07:41:14 PM »
Yep fazerscotty, you are quite correct regarding German Autobahns. If you're a member of ADAC, which is an AA equivalent, they will bring fuel out to you, however if the cops get to you first the fine ranges between 30 and 105 euros, depending on the length of time you've been there and also the level of danger you have caused. I suppose all countries have their fair share of iffy drivers, and riders come to that.

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« Reply #208 on: 25 December 2019, 06:42:24 PM »
Yep fazerscotty, you are quite correct regarding German Autobahns. If you're a member of ADAC, which is an AA equivalent, they will bring fuel out to you, however if the cops get to you first the fine ranges between 30 and 105 euros, depending on the length of time you've been there and also the level of danger you have caused. I suppose all countries have their fair share of iffy drivers, and riders come to that.



Some of the worst drivers are a lot closer to home than we think  :rollin

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« Reply #209 on: 26 December 2019, 11:31:40 AM »
Got anyone in mind?

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« Reply #210 on: 30 December 2019, 09:37:11 AM »
Got anyone in mind?



Well, let me think...…...
Looking at the crease in the wife's Jag door, our son-in-law would be a good contender  :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #211 on: 30 December 2019, 10:54:14 AM »





Well, let me think...…...
Looking at the crease in the wife's Jag door, our son-in-law would be a good contender  :lol :lol :lol
Ouch.........kerching. I'll bet he's as welcome in your house as a fart in a spacesuit. :lol :lol .

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« Reply #212 on: 30 December 2019, 02:05:14 PM »





Well, let me think...…...
Looking at the crease in the wife's Jag door, our son-in-law would be a good contender  :lol :lol :lol
Ouch.........kerching. I'll bet he's as welcome in your house as a fart in a spacesuit. :lol :lol .



She hasn't told him yet  :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #213 on: 30 December 2019, 05:15:31 PM »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #214 on: 05 January 2020, 05:09:49 PM »
I think that'll be my task - possibly over a single malt or 3!  :lol

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« Reply #215 on: 10 January 2020, 09:42:28 PM »
Have you given him the bill yet?. :)

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« Reply #216 on: 13 January 2020, 08:53:47 PM »
Have you given him the bill yet?. :)



Not yet - he'll shit himself when he's told - he's scared of the missus  :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #217 on: 17 January 2020, 08:54:41 PM »
Has he shit himself yet :lol .

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« Reply #218 on: 19 January 2020, 02:22:01 PM »
Has he shit himself yet :lol .



Everytime she walks in the door  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #219 on: 23 January 2020, 10:13:20 AM »
Fear is a natural laxative. :eek

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« Reply #220 on: 24 January 2020, 11:18:05 AM »
Fear is a natural laxative. :eek



Haha lol. He asked about the dent last night - there was an awkward silence followed by much finger wagging and pointing.

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« Reply #221 on: 24 January 2020, 07:15:59 PM »
What. Pointing towards the cash point :lol .

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« Reply #222 on: 28 January 2020, 09:26:22 PM »
What. Pointing towards the cash point :lol .



Funny you should say that...... :rollin :rollin :rollin

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« Reply #223 on: 31 January 2020, 09:43:48 PM »
Only takes a card and 4 numbers.....job done.

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« Reply #224 on: 01 February 2020, 04:19:54 PM »
Jammy git - I usually have to walk to the cash point. She gave him a lift :grumble .