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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1700 on: 04 November 2017, 06:35:31 PM »
Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1701 on: 04 November 2017, 06:49:51 PM »
Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence


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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1702 on: 04 November 2017, 07:08:02 PM »
 I read a couple of weeks ago that men over 40 shouldn't be wearing jeans at all, or hoodies or logo tee shirts or trainers. Looks like I'm going to have to change my entire wardrobe.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1703 on: 04 November 2017, 08:16:08 PM »
me and everyone in Liverpool, Vinnyb

I hate men wearing bib and brace....FFS :o
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1704 on: 04 November 2017, 08:31:07 PM »
Putting lippy mascara on with one hand while texting with the other.


Are you saying that you are adept at this?  :lol
Steve can do both of those things....... and change his panty liner at the same time  :eek

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1705 on: 04 November 2017, 09:50:18 PM »
Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence


People like the fella who just came into the pub with his jeans almost hanging round his knees!!!
What's all that about?
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1706 on: 04 November 2017, 11:17:04 PM »
Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence


You sound like a right miserable old duffer,
I bet you wear a knitted cardigan, fawn coloured corduroy trousers or Calvery twill, brown brogue shoes a beige checked shirt and a foccing cravat. I also bet you sleep in PJ's with button flys with your hand crossed over your chest.
Basically a corpse, bet your Mrs don't let you out at Halloween.  :lol

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1707 on: 04 November 2017, 11:19:31 PM »
Old Duffers that look and sound like they have given up lol! :rolleyes

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1708 on: 04 November 2017, 11:24:41 PM »
Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence


You sound like a right miserable old duffer,
I bet you wear a knitted cardigan, fawn coloured corduroy trousers or Calvery twill, brown brogue shoes a beige checked shirt and a foccing cravat. I also bet you sleep in PJ's with button flys with your hand crossed over your chest.
Basically a corpse, bet your Mrs don't let you out at Halloween.  :lol

I would but then why would I ever wanna dress like you Tom? 🤔 youve got that look down to a T.

Most of the time I wear jeans (that fit and without holes) and a fitted t-shirt and as any self respecting man should do.... i sleep how God made me 😉

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1709 on: 05 November 2017, 07:19:30 AM »
Shops that sell jeans that don't fit me.


OK maybe I need to go back on the diet...

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1710 on: 05 November 2017, 07:22:18 AM »
darrsi the jeans hanging round their knees, is a thing that started in American prisons by prisoners advertising they were available and copied over here by idiots that had no idea what it meant.  I'll leave the rest to your imagination

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1711 on: 05 November 2017, 07:27:06 AM »
tommyardin No not mastered that art yet can't figure out how to do with my helmet on, usually a bit busy trying to stay in one piece while the t**ts wander all over the road.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1712 on: 05 November 2017, 08:12:14 AM »
Thinking of starting a new thread......What DOESNT get my goat!
Top of my list lately has to be the sleaze bags allegedly running this country, closely followed by their financial backers & the b****y media! :eek
Personally not too worried about Tommys dress code & others use of cosmetics or other feminine products :lol
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1713 on: 05 November 2017, 11:31:33 PM »
Shops that sell jeans that don't fit me.

OK maybe I need to go back on the diet...

Maybe I need to *stop* dieting, then!

My waist measurement is currently about 33". I tried on some 32" jeans which were too big. So then I got some 30" ones that would actually slide off my hips *without* needing to be undone!

WTF??

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1714 on: 05 November 2017, 11:34:30 PM »
darrsi the jeans hanging round their knees, is a thing that started in American prisons by prisoners advertising they were available and copied over here by idiots that had no idea what it meant.  I'll leave the rest to your imagination

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1715 on: 05 November 2017, 11:48:32 PM »

That Nationwide Building society "I can share sunrises with you" advert.

So bloody twee it makes my teeth itch.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1716 on: 06 November 2017, 06:41:42 AM »
Shops that sell jeans that don't fit me.

OK maybe I need to go back on the diet...

Maybe I need to *stop* dieting, then!

My waist measurement is currently about 33". I tried on some 32" jeans which were too big. So then I got some 30" ones that would actually slide off my hips *without* needing to be undone!

WTF??


I am not quite that extreme but half of my jeans no longer fit as I lost 3 stones early this year so had to buy a load more. My old jeans just fall off me now but it has been a very long time since I could even think of 32" waist jeans.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1717 on: 06 November 2017, 04:21:21 PM »
Foccin morons that can't follow lane directions in car parks! Some absolute twatcof a woman drove the round the whole of Tesco car park going in the wrong direction then had the cheek to shout and swear at me for pulling out in the right direction and blocking her path. Needless to say she got an expletive laden lesson in using her foccin eyes.

And while I'm on the subject of car parks...... them grade a Wankers that seem to think driving a nice car gives them the right to park in disabled and parent spaces. If you can afford to drive a bentley then you can afford to have a scratch repaired and if ya don't like it then buy a fucking focus to drive to Tesco you obnoxious prick!!

Anyway..... as you were

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1718 on: 07 November 2017, 07:24:28 PM »

there is a bloke that has been walking around Cardiff aged about 30,     weighs about 15 stone.    for the past two months in nothing but a pair of green football shorts and a ripped t shirt,      he looks like the only gay in the villiage lol,      a bit cold for it now.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1719 on: 08 November 2017, 11:57:44 AM »
Have you noticed how postmen permanently wear shorts on their rounds nowadays?. No matter how freezing cold it is. Wonder why that started.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1720 on: 08 November 2017, 12:03:36 PM »
Do the self-service checkouts in the express supermarkets ever keep working for more than 5 minutes before they are either 'Card only No cash' or jammed up on a previous failed transaction.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1721 on: 08 November 2017, 01:30:32 PM »
 
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1722 on: 08 November 2017, 02:03:43 PM »

 Post deleted to cover my arse at work.

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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1723 on: 09 November 2017, 01:09:27 PM »
Shhh. No-one's supposed to know.
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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat"
« Reply #1724 on: 14 November 2017, 09:02:45 PM »
When you get microwave meals and the film that you "peel back" never does, so you need to cut it. It's a microwave only meal! One job to do and it fails
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