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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6925 on: 07 May 2020, 10:36:25 AM »
using large pliers
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6926 on: 07 May 2020, 09:07:26 PM »
allrighty,then!!! aaagh!! :lol
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6927 on: 08 May 2020, 10:58:48 AM »
he screamed as

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6928 on: 09 May 2020, 03:59:55 PM »
 his prick fell..........

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6929 on: 10 May 2020, 07:13:05 PM »
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6930 on: 11 May 2020, 08:35:40 AM »
chipolata looking thing

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6931 on: 11 May 2020, 10:44:47 AM »
severed near the

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6932 on: 12 May 2020, 07:27:24 PM »
sweaty swollen bollox

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6933 on: 12 May 2020, 07:49:54 PM »
bag,split open
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6934 on: 13 May 2020, 07:54:23 AM »
  nuts falling out

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6935 on: 13 May 2020, 09:19:56 AM »
along with the

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6936 on: 13 May 2020, 03:51:05 PM »
hilti socket set

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6937 on: 13 May 2020, 06:05:39 PM »
that was attached

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6938 on: 14 May 2020, 09:28:05 PM »
to his catheter
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6939 on: 15 May 2020, 10:17:28 AM »
 That dribbled every.............

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6940 on: 15 May 2020, 10:41:50 AM »
few minutes into

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6941 on: 15 May 2020, 04:16:25 PM »
His beer glass

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6942 on: 15 May 2020, 06:01:28 PM »
this then tasted
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6943 on: 16 May 2020, 05:59:21 PM »
like an emulsion   

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6944 on: 17 May 2020, 06:25:12 PM »
 of fanny batter

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6945 on: 17 May 2020, 07:39:04 PM »
and old spunk
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6946 on: 18 May 2020, 10:23:38 AM »
with a dash

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6947 on: 18 May 2020, 07:22:31 PM »
  Of engine oil

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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6948 on: 18 May 2020, 09:22:05 PM »
for the lubricunt  ;)
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Re: Three word story
« Reply #6949 on: 19 May 2020, 09:19:34 AM »
 to ease the