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General / indian joke
« on: 05 November 2018, 11:24:54 PM »
A young apache brave asks for an audience with the chief "Come,sit and speak of your problems" "Thank you Geronimo,I was hoping you would explain how we got our names" "Ah,I'm often asked this question,you see it's quite simple,we name the infant with what's occurring at the time of birth,so Running Deer was named because a beautiful deer was running across the plains,and Sky Flash was named when a comet blasted across the heavens and your own brother Steel Blaze was named because the sun glinted on your fathers' tomahawk when he was born Thunder Brave when there was a violent storm,Fighting Bear who fought a grizzly bear,Stallion Breaker,after the great horse man,does this answer your question Two Dogs Shagging?"

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / Rossis' last chance gone?
« on: 05 November 2018, 12:45:21 AM »
I was really pissed at Rossi going down at Sepang,I thought his winning days were over to be honest ,it would have been a great day for him especially after the brother winning his 1st moto2 race! Not to be though and I don't see him winning at Valencia but you never know. :think

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / Philip Island Gem
« on: 28 October 2018, 07:43:49 PM »
 :thumbup What a fantastic day at Philip island! right from the off with Moto 3,at one stage 6 abreast going into some corners ,through surely one of the best Moto 2 races since Mattia Pasini won in Italy,to a brilliant Moto GP which even though Vinales got away was still an unbelievable battle for 2nd,Megga,Megga,Megga.!!!

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / another class
« on: 14 October 2018, 12:15:36 AM »
Anybody think Danny Kent will do any good in BSB ?I hope so,surely you don't become world champion in a red hot class by default !I hope this is where everything finally comes together,he's still only 24 but seems to have been around for much longer.

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / sprocket and stuff
« on: 12 October 2018, 10:22:26 PM »
Got around to putting on some cush drive rubbers and a gearbox sprocket,well,got as far as back wheel out and sprocket cover etc off then noted the size of the nut, 36mm ! none of my stuff came close so waiting for a socket off E/bay only £8 with p&p but thought I'd got a pretty extensive toolkit,obviously not. ;)

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General / joke
« on: 09 October 2018, 01:13:35 AM »
 84 year old bloke gets a phone call from the inland revenue"we've noticed you've been spending a lot of money lately and we'd like you to come in 9'oclock Monday to explain where it's come from" better get myself a solicitor to come with me he thinks,so Monday morning he arrives and a right smart arsed tax inspector's there,"now then where's all this money come from?" well,I like to have a bit of a gamble now and then and do alright,he says,"are you telling me you've been spending all this money gambling?I don't think so" well he says I bet you a grand I can bite my eyeball!"don't be stupid! ok then I'll have a bit of that,you're on" so the bloke takes his false eye out and bites it,"bloody hell I didn't expect that!"I tell you what I'll give you a chance to get your money back,I bet you 2grand I can bite the other one,the taxman thinks well I didn't see no guide dog and he hasn't got a stick,so he must be able to see! "ok, I'll bet you the 2grand" the bloke takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye "I don't believe it" says the taxman,tell you what I'll give you chance to get your money back and more,you see that litter bin over there? well I bet you 5grand I can piss into it from here and not get a drop anywhere but in the bin,"no chance,that's impossible I'll definitely take your bet" the bloke gets his pecker out and pisses all over the office,over the floor,the desk,everywhere."ha,ha,ha,told you you waster" yes,you were right to take the bet,but on the way over here I bet my solicitor 10 grand that I'd come in here and piss all over the office.

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General / TAi'S the man
« on: 06 October 2018, 06:39:16 PM »
Just watching Tai  Woffinden trying to become triple world speedway champion,won his first heat! needs another 9 points to do it,I really love speedway. :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup

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General / finding our bikes or garage
« on: 20 September 2018, 09:36:03 PM »
When I logged on today for some reason I was on a page titled "our bikes" I hadn't seen this before and posted a pic of my bike on there,thing is I don't know how to get on that page or any other one with pictures of members bikes ,how do you find these pages? :o

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / Mental Fenati
« on: 09 September 2018, 08:50:59 PM »
 Can you believe this fuckin' maniac !! :eek pulls a rider's front brake on at high speed and gets away with a 2 race ban. Like Cal Crutchlow said he should have been banned for life,this ain't the 1st time he's done this,he's an idiot, a dangerous idiot.There's the red mist and there's craziness. :thumbdown

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General / BMW gone
« on: 09 September 2018, 12:39:11 PM »
Our local BMW shop has gone,it was once CLARKS for what seemed forever,then Blade Motorrad took over but now it's no more. :thumbdown :'(

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / Crazy ref
« on: 09 September 2018, 12:07:52 AM »
I couldn't believe Tai Woffinden's disqualification this weekend 'til I realised that the ref was Polish and Tai's closest rival is also,what goes round comes round,it'll take more than dirty tricks to stop him taking another well deserved world title. :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup




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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / haslams in dream land
« on: 02 September 2018, 12:34:41 AM »
Just read a quote by Leon "had every chance in the racing world" Haslam,saying "I've beaten Johny Rea  as many times as he's beaten me" who does he think he's kidding? he will find out like Tom Sykes did what a brilliant rider Rea is and Tom is twice the rider Haslam is,he's been living off the back of his old man's great career for years getting the best rides and making every excuse for his failure.There are some excellent young riders out there who would give anything to have a fraction of the chances he's had,after all this time he's still only won a scooter championship.He'll probably win this years BSB title with Shakey out ,wouldn't bet on it though.

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General / enlarging photos
« on: 28 August 2018, 10:23:09 PM »
Just wondered how you blow up your photos on your profile,etc,thanks,Phil

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Diesels and Lawnmowers (Bike racing n things) / joke moto gp
« on: 26 August 2018, 11:55:12 PM »
How hard would it have been to run it tomorrow? it may have cost a few quid extra to keep some people another day but in the long run everyone would have benefited especially as it was a bank holiday anyway.I wonder how they intend to re-emburse the fans !

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / play in rear wheel
« on: 26 August 2018, 10:09:54 PM »
Hi, While adjusting my chain I noticed a fair bit of play in the rear wheel when in gear,probably 2 to 3 inches is this the norm? the bike rides ok with some snatch in the first 2/3 gears but nothing you would think was a problem,thanks for any comments. The bike is a 2010 fz1n.

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For Sale & Wanted / pillion cowl
« on: 01 December 2015, 01:34:58 AM »
Has anyone got a pillion cowl for sale for an FZ1 N in black?

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / pillion cowl
« on: 01 December 2015, 01:25:22 AM »
 Has anyone got a black pillion cowl for sale for an FZ1?  I've just got a comfort seat and took the pillion rests off and would like one to finish it off nice,just wondered if
 anyone might be selling their bike and taking one off to sell seperately,didn't fancy spending £85 if there's one going,cheers.

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Fazer 1000/FZ1 corner / exhaust hanger
« on: 27 November 2015, 06:47:10 PM »
Thinking of getting a R&G exhaust hanger,I never have anyone on the back anymore,just wondered if these fit with an aftermarket pipe on,because it looks like the mounting point could be in a different position when you take the footrests off.

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Introduction / saying hello
« on: 26 November 2015, 12:21:58 PM »
Hi,I've just joined the site and sent a message but the only way I could post it was to send it to a specific member,when you send a new message and you want all members' to see it who do you send it to?

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