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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: Today at 01:50:57 PM »
Got a mistress now, she's been with me for just over 6 years. Best thing is, I spend lots of money on her and spend time alone with her without any problems!

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: Today at 09:50:55 AM »
Bet you still miss her. :rollin :rollin


 :thumbup

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 18 October 2020, 06:58:49 PM »
When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm even better :lol .


I had a girlfriend like that (a long, long, long time ago!)  :eek :eek :eek

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 17 October 2020, 02:55:15 PM »
Blimey, that sounds nasty. Glad you're on the mend. Hope you're being a patient, patient. :)
I am being as good as I can be  :lol :lol :lol

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 16 October 2020, 04:58:00 PM »
It was a last burst of intelligence before going into hospital to have a clot removed from my femoral artery  :lol :lol .
Back now and on the mend.

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 07 October 2020, 09:05:19 AM »
All quiet so far :rolleyes .


On the western front  :lol :lol
That’s a bit directionist. What about the north, south and east fronts :lol :lol .


Ah, nothing like a bit of diversity! Bring on the cold, warm and occluded fronts as well  :rollin :rollin :rollin

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 02 October 2020, 09:49:39 AM »
All quiet so far :rolleyes .


On the western front  :lol :lol

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 29 September 2020, 01:22:42 PM »
Nowhere’s sacred I’m afraid :'( :lol


We'll see.......

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 28 September 2020, 01:49:03 PM »
:agree
I kinda figured you might be :rollin :rollin :rollin


Along with about 95% of the other furum users  :lol :lol :lol
I'm putting my tin hat on, for when the five percenters rock up. :)


I bet they would rather argue about Brexit, lockdown, home delivery slots etc, than venture here.  :lol

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 26 September 2020, 12:38:38 PM »
:agree
I kinda figured you might be :rollin :rollin :rollin


Along with about 95% of the other furum users  :lol :lol :lol

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 24 September 2020, 12:28:00 PM »
 :agree

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 23 September 2020, 12:16:26 PM »
Thinking caps on over the weekend I think. Maybe an alcohol fuelled idea, could be the best approach. :)


I've had far too many alcohol fuelled ideas, which after implementing, seem to go wrong.  :rollin :rollin :rollin

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 18 September 2020, 12:09:57 PM »
Oh no. Not only the sixth sense going on, but technical as well. This is worrying. Very worrying. We need to combat this, and fast.


Yes, but how?

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 17 September 2020, 08:39:17 PM »
There's always someone who raises the intelligence bar  :rolleyes
Certainly put a dampener on the craic, for sure :lol


Its as if it was my wife logging in under an assumed name................ :eek :eek :eek

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 16 September 2020, 07:35:59 PM »
There's always someone who raises the intelligence bar  :rolleyes

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 16 September 2020, 09:56:21 AM »
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?


Never heard that one before...... :\
It’s an expression that has cropped up in the media recently, possibly an “in”  buzz word, sort of thing. It means trying to do the impossible. Quite apt when it comes to understanding women. :lol


 :rollin :rollin :rollin Fully understood  :rollin :rollin :rollin

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 15 September 2020, 07:58:50 PM »
And ”Squaring the circle”. What’s that all about?


Never heard that one before...... :\

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 10 September 2020, 11:10:57 AM »
I appreciate "you'd like to think that etc", but, the all seeing all knowing, are a very strange breed of people :rollin :rollin .


That they are indeed.
If you understand
Why pizza is made round
Packed in a square box
And eaten in triangles.
Then,my friend
You understand women :rollin :rollin :rollin


And cheese triangles come in round boxes!

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 07 September 2020, 08:05:46 PM »
I appreciate "you'd like to think that etc", but, the all seeing all knowing, are a very strange breed of people :rollin :rollin .


That they are indeed.

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 02 September 2020, 07:07:32 PM »
Worcester to Sherburn in Elmet again - getting to be a regular outing.

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 02 September 2020, 07:04:11 PM »
Hope your mrs. doesn’t catch you laughing with her sixth sense all knowing/seeing capability. You know what they’re like :lol .


I like think that after 34 years, she's given up and joins in  :rollin :rollin :rollin (sometimes!)

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 01 September 2020, 09:05:30 AM »
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
I expect it's wifi sonar :)


Not wife sonar then............
No, definitely something technical :lol


Ha Ha lol  :rollin :rollin :rollin

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General / Re: Whoever posts last is best
« on: 31 August 2020, 07:53:29 PM »
The all seeing/listening eye, kinda like Lord/Lady of the Rings thing going on  :lol :lol :lol
I expect it's wifi sonar :)


Not wife sonar then............

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General / Re: what did you do with your fazer today ?
« on: 27 August 2020, 09:19:57 AM »
All packed up ready for the return from Yorkshire to Worcester later today.

[edit - image was rotated]


Clocked a total of 816 miles, after 15 hours in the saddle, 10 hours of which were in the pissing rain  :wall :wall

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